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I'm sooo like holy shit right now.
my girlfriend just found out I made out with one of my (older) sister's friends a while back, and, the girl's ex won't stop sending my gf messages on facebook, and he just keeps fucking stuff up. now my girlfriend is mad at me, it's a week before homecoming, and I'm sooo fucked if this doesn't stop NOW!!!!!!!!

what can I do to save our relationship? I love her, and don't want to lose her.
I really regret doing what I did, but that was months ago, I just want to move on.
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1st in the topic bitches.
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dont be a whore. stick to one lady. its not fair you have two when some of us have NONE :suicide: :balling:
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CIRCUITzach wrote:dont be a whore. stick to one lady. its not fair you have two when some of us have NONE :suicide: :balling:
Yeah! Maybe we should just stick with homosexuality. :sosad:
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Gibsum 41 wrote:
CIRCUITzach wrote:dont be a whore. stick to one lady. its not fair you have two when some of us have NONE :suicide: :balling:
Yeah! Maybe we should just stick with homosexuality. :sosad:
gay love, GTFO!!!!!!
you have far too much time on your hands

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2712 wrote:
Gibsum 41 wrote:
CIRCUITzach wrote:dont be a whore. stick to one lady. its not fair you have two when some of us have NONE :suicide: :balling:
Yeah! Maybe we should just stick with homosexuality. :sosad:
gay love, GTFO!!!!!!
LOL i still like the ladies even though they dont like me back :hehe:
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youre an asshole, you deserve it.
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LOLZ.
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Why does Sumfan4 talk like a girl?
Put your shit together, be a man dammit!

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Madjid wrote:Why does Sumfan4 talk like a girl?
Put your shit together, be a man dammit!
smack that ho

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u are a tool.
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not one useful advice in this topic, so who am I to start with some.
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sorry mate but you deserve it
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Still Waiting wrote:sorry mate but you deserve it
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Am I miss understanding something here?

He made out with a girl BEFORE (quite a while I guess?) he met his girl now, how the hell is that wrong?
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Sumfan wrote:Am I miss understanding something here?

He made out with a girl BEFORE (quite a while I guess?) he met his girl now, how the hell is that wrong?

...yeah seriously, it doens't make sense
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fuck 'em both at the same time, video tape it and show that other guy whose causin' this shit. he'll shut up then.
you have far too much time on your hands

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2712 wrote:fuck 'em both at the same time, video tape it and show that other guy whose causin' this shit. he'll shut up then.
yes!! :2cool4u:
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2712 wrote:fuck 'em both at the same time, video tape it and show that other guy whose causin' this shit. he'll shut up then.
then send shiv the video

yea!

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