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Druska wrote:
Gutter Dreams wrote:
Druska wrote:
Jake wrote:
Mitchell wrote:
Ardi41 wrote:
Mitchell wrote:I need to join this club.
If any girls wanna do this as well thy can sign up below.
I'm making an exception for jake, bobby and kyle if they're up for it , but only if they buy me dinner first.
doesn't it count that I rape you on fifa more or less regularly ?
Looks like you're up for an ass whooping.
But no, it has to be consensual, you know laws and that silly kida stuff
3rd place, however, will be awarded to anyone who rapes Jables. But he has to be left traumatised.
that's kinda impossible, jables would traumatise the rapist
you win.
I want you, we'll be number 3.
wait how old are you ?
the age of consent here is 13, but i dunno in canada and I don't want to spend the rest of my days sharing a cell with a canadian polar bear
16, don't worry about jail my dear, I'm gonna move over to Europe, stay with Jake and get in on banging Shelley.
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Gutter Dreams wrote:
Druska wrote:
Gutter Dreams wrote:
Druska wrote:
Jake wrote:
Mitchell wrote:
Ardi41 wrote:
Mitchell wrote:I need to join this club.
If any girls wanna do this as well thy can sign up below.
I'm making an exception for jake, bobby and kyle if they're up for it , but only if they buy me dinner first.
doesn't it count that I rape you on fifa more or less regularly ?
Looks like you're up for an ass whooping.
But no, it has to be consensual, you know laws and that silly kida stuff
3rd place, however, will be awarded to anyone who rapes Jables. But he has to be left traumatised.
that's kinda impossible, jables would traumatise the rapist
you win.
I want you, we'll be number 3.
wait how old are you ?
the age of consent here is 13, but i dunno in canada and I don't want to spend the rest of my days sharing a cell with a canadian polar bear
16, don't worry about jail my dear, I'm gonna move over to Europe, stay with Jake and get in on banging Shelley.
But you'd love the weather here, we'd go to the beach everyday and since you're canadian you could have a swim pretty much every day of the year
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Druska wrote:
Gutter Dreams wrote:
Druska wrote:
Gutter Dreams wrote:
Druska wrote:
Jake wrote:
Mitchell wrote:
Ardi41 wrote:
Mitchell wrote:I need to join this club.
If any girls wanna do this as well thy can sign up below.
I'm making an exception for jake, bobby and kyle if they're up for it , but only if they buy me dinner first.
doesn't it count that I rape you on fifa more or less regularly ?
Looks like you're up for an ass whooping.
But no, it has to be consensual, you know laws and that silly kida stuff
3rd place, however, will be awarded to anyone who rapes Jables. But he has to be left traumatised.
that's kinda impossible, jables would traumatise the rapist
you win.
I want you, we'll be number 3.
wait how old are you ?
the age of consent here is 13, but i dunno in canada and I don't want to spend the rest of my days sharing a cell with a canadian polar bear
16, don't worry about jail my dear, I'm gonna move over to Europe, stay with Jake and get in on banging Shelley.
But you'd love the weather here, we'd go to the beach everyday and since you're canadian you could have a swim pretty much every day of the year
We have pot and pretty much no boundaries.
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Emil wrote:I demand an update! After all we are somehow part in this.
Guess, Emil...


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Damn, time goes so fast and all of you are becoming legal, this sort of puts a dent in my vision of a dating website.
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Mitchell wrote:
Druska wrote:
Gutter Dreams wrote:
Druska wrote:
Gutter Dreams wrote:
Druska wrote:
Jake wrote:
Mitchell wrote:
Ardi41 wrote:
Mitchell wrote:I need to join this club.
If any girls wanna do this as well thy can sign up below.
I'm making an exception for jake, bobby and kyle if they're up for it , but only if they buy me dinner first.
doesn't it count that I rape you on fifa more or less regularly ?
Looks like you're up for an ass whooping.
But no, it has to be consensual, you know laws and that silly kida stuff
3rd place, however, will be awarded to anyone who rapes Jables. But he has to be left traumatised.
that's kinda impossible, jables would traumatise the rapist
you win.
I want you, we'll be number 3.
wait how old are you ?
the age of consent here is 13, but i dunno in canada and I don't want to spend the rest of my days sharing a cell with a canadian polar bear
16, don't worry about jail my dear, I'm gonna move over to Europe, stay with Jake and get in on banging Shelley.
But you'd love the weather here, we'd go to the beach everyday and since you're canadian you could have a swim pretty much every day of the year
We have pot and pretty much no boundaries.
We've cheap alcohol and clubs that close at 5/6am
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Druska wrote:
Mitchell wrote:
Druska wrote:
Gutter Dreams wrote:
Druska wrote:
Gutter Dreams wrote:
Druska wrote:
Jake wrote:
Mitchell wrote:
Ardi41 wrote: doesn't it count that I rape you on fifa more or less regularly ?
Looks like you're up for an ass whooping.
But no, it has to be consensual, you know laws and that silly kida stuff
3rd place, however, will be awarded to anyone who rapes Jables. But he has to be left traumatised.
that's kinda impossible, jables would traumatise the rapist
you win.
I want you, we'll be number 3.
wait how old are you ?
the age of consent here is 13, but i dunno in canada and I don't want to spend the rest of my days sharing a cell with a canadian polar bear
16, don't worry about jail my dear, I'm gonna move over to Europe, stay with Jake and get in on banging Shelley.
But you'd love the weather here, we'd go to the beach everyday and since you're canadian you could have a swim pretty much every day of the year
We have pot and pretty much no boundaries.
We've cheap alcohol and clubs that close at 5/6am
We have cheaper alcohol and never close.
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Druska wrote:
Mitchell wrote:
Druska wrote: But you'd love the weather here, we'd go to the beach everyday and since you're canadian you could have a swim pretty much every day of the year
We have pot and pretty much no boundaries.
We've cheap alcohol and clubs that close at 5/6am
AYYYYYY PARTY TIIIIIIME.

So that makes two. Then Jake said we could team up on Shelley. That's another two.
And I remember I tangled myself into Janet and Samuels love too. So that's... 6.
If I had a way to make it to you guys I would totally be winning.
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Well, Canada has... uh, lots of snow. So if you're into streaking and getting frost bite on your feet and genitals, then yeah, we're a riot!
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Jeremy Kill wrote:Well, Canada has... uh, lots of snow. So if you're into streaking and getting frost bite on your feet and genitals, then yeah, we're a riot!
That does sound tempting... Do you ever feel like "shit, one day I'll move to another place than Canada"? I usually don't think such things but this winter was so shit that I had my first thought of leaving Finland behind! Not for realz tho... one morning I cycled to school wearing two hats cause it was -34 celcius! Then my bike froze completely too after I stayed in school for a while, such bad day. Luckily in Canada bears chase you so you'll stay warm that way at least.
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samueeL wrote:
Jeremy Kill wrote:Well, Canada has... uh, lots of snow. So if you're into streaking and getting frost bite on your feet and genitals, then yeah, we're a riot!
That does sound tempting... Do you ever feel like "shit, one day I'll move to another place than Canada"? I usually don't think such things but this winter was so shit that I had my first thought of leaving Finland behind! Not for realz tho... one morning I cycled to school wearing two hats cause it was -34 celcius! Then my bike froze completely too after I stayed in school for a while, such bad day. Luckily in Canada bears chase you so you'll stay warm that way at least.
the thing is Canada has such diverse sub-climates, it's almost like 5 different countries. West coast gets rainy winters, but not overly hot summers. Alberta and Sask. get fucking cold (and apparently 6 month long) winters and Summers can be hellishly hot! Lower Ontario can get mountains of snow, but winters don't last long. and then there's the northern territories where its obviously cold all year round. I'm not sure about the East so, Sarah can tell you about Newfoundland. I've never been to NFL, but i'd like to travel there one summer. Where i live, its still zero degrees and the snow is melting very slowly. Sask weather is the most unpredictable of all. a 5 day forecast will never be completely right any time of the year.


RE: coitus;

tbh; i'd do any female member here, but my luck with women is so despicable, i've pretty much accepted that i'm going to die alone. /emofag #getalife

and now that i've replied to this topic, i can properly be disappointed whilst reading the continuation... :wordyo:
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Dylan wrote:
samueeL wrote:
Jeremy Kill wrote:Well, Canada has... uh, lots of snow. So if you're into streaking and getting frost bite on your feet and genitals, then yeah, we're a riot!
That does sound tempting... Do you ever feel like "shit, one day I'll move to another place than Canada"? I usually don't think such things but this winter was so shit that I had my first thought of leaving Finland behind! Not for realz tho... one morning I cycled to school wearing two hats cause it was -34 celcius! Then my bike froze completely too after I stayed in school for a while, such bad day. Luckily in Canada bears chase you so you'll stay warm that way at least.
the thing is Canada has such diverse sub-climates, it's almost like 5 different countries. West coast gets rainy winters, but not overly hot summers. Alberta and Sask. get fucking cold (and apparently 6 month long) winters and Summers can be hellishly hot! Lower Ontario can get mountains of snow, but winters don't last long. and then there's the northern territories where its obviously cold all year round. I'm not sure about the East so, Sarah can tell you about Newfoundland. I've never been to NFL, but i'd like to travel there one summer. Where i live, its still zero degrees and the snow is melting very slowly. Sask weather is the most unpredictable of all. a 5 day forecast will never be completely right any time of the year.


RE: coitus;

tbh; i'd do any female member here, but my luck with women is so despicable, i've pretty much accepted that i'm going to die alone. /emofag #getalife

and now that i've replied to this topic, i can properly be disappointed whilst reading the continuation... :wordyo:
AHEM
The East, because we are so close to the Atlantic, we have a maritime climate (this not only applies to NL, but also NB,NS and PEI. Basically because of waters properties of storing heat for a very long time, this makes our winters less harsh and our summers less hot. As a result we end up with a lot of precipitation, fog and shit weather.

I'd do just about anyone on here...... shocker, I swing both ways
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I'm still waiting on that porno we were going to make about 5 years ago.
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Bobbyjames wrote:I'm still waiting on that porno we were going to make about 5 years ago.
For now let's get someone to write an erotic novel until we can fund this.
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Gutter Dreams wrote:
Bobbyjames wrote:I'm still waiting on that porno we were going to make about 5 years ago.
For now let's get someone to write an erotic novel until we can fund this.

Dare I start a "One word erotic novel thread"?
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Jake wrote:
Gutter Dreams wrote:
Bobbyjames wrote:I'm still waiting on that porno we were going to make about 5 years ago.
For now let's get someone to write an erotic novel until we can fund this.

Dare I start a "One word erotic novel thread"?
I say go for it.
Or like "Erotic Novel Plots" all of which have to involve members
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