[!] Attention: News Poster(s).

[Jake-41]

I can be a the spell check if you wish hehee

See, somebody's got my back!........ I think.

dizzy when i grow up i wanna be like you

Start slacking off now!

Nobody is more dedicated to the site than Dizzy J
/thread

Oh you.....

[Jeremy Kill]

dizzy when i grow up i wanna be like you

Start slacking off now!

Wait, so let me get this straight. TNS needs a new, dedicated, hard-working, on the ball newsposter. You apply and later your advice to someone who wants to be like you is to "start slacking off"? Come on man, this is not how you apply for a job.

I nominate Heather. I'd nominate myself too if I knew where to search for news. But it's not really my forte.

[Jake-41]

Dude. I set at a computer all day!

Mhm...... Fuck it.
I dont even want it anymore!

[Childish Gambino]

dizzy when i grow up i wanna be like you

Start slacking off now!

Wait, so let me get this straight. TNS needs a new, dedicated, hard-working, on the ball newsposter. You apply and later your advice to someone who wants to be like you is to "start slacking off"? Come on man, this is not how you apply for a job.

I nominate Heather. I'd nominate myself too if I knew where to search for news. But it's not really my forte.

I would absolutely love to have you as a news poster, if you're interested, one of the spots is yours.

I'll be accepting applications for a few more days.

[Jake-41]

I was kidding btw, I still want to be news poster!
<3

[Jeremy Kill]

dizzy when i grow up i wanna be like you

Start slacking off now!

Wait, so let me get this straight. TNS needs a new, dedicated, hard-working, on the ball newsposter. You apply and later your advice to someone who wants to be like you is to "start slacking off"? Come on man, this is not how you apply for a job.

I nominate Heather. I'd nominate myself too if I knew where to search for news. But it's not really my forte.

I would absolutely love to have you as a news poster, if you're interested, one of the spots is yours.

I'll be accepting applications for a few more days.

Sure, I can give it a shot.

[upperclasszero]

i think i'd be a good newsposter. i'd take the positition if you guys are okay with me doing it

[The Witness]

I should add that if you want to be a news poster, you should prove that you know how to use proper spelling and grammar. The slang that most of you use on the forum will not fly on the main page.

I can use proper grammar. I really want this job I would be so happy if you picked me.

hahaha, FAIL.
"I really want this job" and "I would be so happy if you picked me" are two different sentences.

Your fail hahah thats why they were seperated with a period too show that the sentences are seperated

Read your post, there is not one there, fucktard.

ahhh i hate my life

[Bobbyjames]

I should add that if you want to be a news poster, you should prove that you know how to use proper spelling and grammar. The slang that most of you use on the forum will not fly on the main page.

I can use proper grammar. I really want this job I would be so happy if you picked me.

hahaha, FAIL.
"I really want this job" and "I would be so happy if you picked me" are two different sentences.

Your fail hahah thats why they were seperated with a period too show that the sentences are seperated

Read your post, there is not one there, fucktard.

ahhh i hate my life

I believe it's supposed to be "you're" and not "your" too. Though I'm probably wrong. lol

[Janet]

I should add that if you want to be a news poster, you should prove that you know how to use proper spelling and grammar. The slang that most of you use on the forum will not fly on the main page.

I can use proper grammar. I really want this job I would be so happy if you picked me.

hahaha, FAIL.
"I really want this job" and "I would be so happy if you picked me" are two different sentences.

Your fail hahah thats why they were seperated with a period too show that the sentences are seperated

Read your post, there is not one there, fucktard.

ahhh i hate my life

I believe it's supposed to be "you're" and not "your" too. Though I'm probably wrong. lol

and "to" should be with one "o", not two, lulz

[Jake-41]

Whatever you do, don't pick that one guy. I heard he uses improper grammar.

Such lies.

[The Witness]

I should add that if you want to be a news poster, you should prove that you know how to use proper spelling and grammar. The slang that most of you use on the forum will not fly on the main page.

I can use proper grammar. I really want this job I would be so happy if you picked me.

hahaha, FAIL.
"I really want this job" and "I would be so happy if you picked me" are two different sentences.

Your fail hahah thats why they were seperated with a period too show that the sentences are seperated

Read your post, there is not one there, fucktard.

ahhh i hate my life

I believe it's supposed to be "you're" and not "your" too. Though I'm probably wrong. lol

and "to" should be with one "o", not two, lulz

Holy Fucking Shit I suck at spelling okay? Lol

[Bass Cone]

Whatever you do, don't pick that one guy. I heard he uses improper grammar.

Such lies.

It's just a rumor.

[Peterr]

I should add that if you want to be a news poster, you should prove that you know how to use proper spelling and grammar. The slang that most of you use on the forum will not fly on the main page.

I can use proper grammar. I really want this job I would be so happy if you picked me.

hahaha, FAIL.
"I really want this job" and "I would be so happy if you picked me" are two different sentences.

Your fail hahah thats why they were seperated with a period too show that the sentences are seperated

Read your post, there is not one there, fucktard.

ahhh i hate my life

I believe it's supposed to be "you're" and not "your" too. Though I'm probably wrong. lol

and "to" should be with one "o", not two, lulz

Holy Fucking Shit I suck at spelling okay? Lol

"Holy" is the only word that should be capitalized in that sentence. Just because they are swear words doesn't mean they get capitalized. \


lulz

[The Witness]

I should add that if you want to be a news poster, you should prove that you know how to use proper spelling and grammar. The slang that most of you use on the forum will not fly on the main page.

I can use proper grammar. I really want this job I would be so happy if you picked me.

hahaha, FAIL.
"I really want this job" and "I would be so happy if you picked me" are two different sentences.

Your fail hahah thats why they were seperated with a period too show that the sentences are seperated

Read your post, there is not one there, fucktard.

ahhh i hate my life

I believe it's supposed to be "you're" and not "your" too. Though I'm probably wrong. lol

and "to" should be with one "o", not two, lulz

Holy Fucking Shit I suck at spelling okay? Lol

"Holy" is the only word that should be capitalized in that sentence. Just because they are swear words doesn't mean they get capitalized. \


lulz

Dude I hate you so much lul

[Gibsum 41]

I should add that if you want to be a news poster, you should prove that you know how to use proper spelling and grammar. The slang that most of you use on the forum will not fly on the main page.

I can use proper grammar. I really want this job I would be so happy if you picked me.

hahaha, FAIL.
"I really want this job" and "I would be so happy if you picked me" are two different sentences.

Your fail hahah thats why they were seperated with a period too show that the sentences are seperated

Read your post, there is not one there, fucktard.

ahhh i hate my life

I believe it's supposed to be "you're" and not "your" too. Though I'm probably wrong. lol

and "to" should be with one "o", not two, lulz

Holy Fucking Shit I suck at spelling okay? Lol

"Holy" is the only word that should be capitalized in that sentence. Just because they are swear words doesn't mean they get capitalized. \


lulz

Dude I hate you so much lul

There should be a comma after "dude".

[Madjid]

I should add that if you want to be a news poster, you should prove that you know how to use proper spelling and grammar. The slang that most of you use on the forum will not fly on the main page.

I can use proper grammar. I really want this job I would be so happy if you picked me.

hahaha, FAIL.
"I really want this job" and "I would be so happy if you picked me" are two different sentences.

Your fail hahah thats why they were seperated with a period too show that the sentences are seperated

Read your post, there is not one there, fucktard.

ahhh i hate my life

I believe it's supposed to be "you're" and not "your" too. Though I'm probably wrong. lol

and "to" should be with one "o", not two, lulz

Holy Fucking Shit I suck at spelling okay? Lol

"Holy" is the only word that should be capitalized in that sentence. Just because they are swear words doesn't mean they get capitalized. \


lulz

Dude I hate you so much lul

There should be a comma after "dude".

And there should be a full stop after "lul".

[Peterr]

I should add that if you want to be a news poster, you should prove that you know how to use proper spelling and grammar. The slang that most of you use on the forum will not fly on the main page.

I can use proper grammar. I really want this job I would be so happy if you picked me.

hahaha, FAIL.
"I really want this job" and "I would be so happy if you picked me" are two different sentences.

Your fail hahah thats why they were seperated with a period too show that the sentences are seperated

Read your post, there is not one there, fucktard.

ahhh i hate my life

I believe it's supposed to be "you're" and not "your" too. Though I'm probably wrong. lol

and "to" should be with one "o", not two, lulz

Holy Fucking Shit I suck at spelling okay? Lol

"Holy" is the only word that should be capitalized in that sentence. Just because they are swear words doesn't mean they get capitalized. \


lulz

Dude I hate you so much lul

There should be a comma after "dude".

And there should be a full stop after "lul".

You should never start a sentence with "and".

[Childish Gambino]

Dear All of You,

Stop trying to be grammar Nazi's, that's my job.



Thanks.



Love,
Jordan.

[Madjid]

Dear All of You,

Stop trying to be grammar Nazi's, that's my job.



Thanks.



Love,
Jordan.

Dear Jordan

Stop making sigs of shitty bands.

Love,
All of us.