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Re: [!] Attention: News Poster(s).

Postby Jake-41 on Wed Jul 29, 2009 1:26 am

Boni Boy Blue wrote:I can be a the spell check if you wish hehee :devious:

See, somebody's got my back!........ I think.
The Witness wrote:dizzy when i grow up i wanna be like you

Start slacking off now!
Got Nuts? wrote:Nobody is more dedicated to the site than Dizzy J
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Oh you..... :blush:
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Re: [!] Attention: News Poster(s).

Postby Jeremy Kill on Wed Jul 29, 2009 2:13 am

Dizzy J wrote:
The Witness wrote:dizzy when i grow up i wanna be like you

Start slacking off now!

Wait, so let me get this straight. TNS needs a new, dedicated, hard-working, on the ball newsposter. You apply and later your advice to someone who wants to be like you is to "start slacking off"? Come on man, this is not how you apply for a job.

I nominate Heather. I'd nominate myself too if I knew where to search for news. But it's not really my forte.
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Re: [!] Attention: News Poster(s).

Postby Jake-41 on Wed Jul 29, 2009 2:28 am

Dude. I set at a computer all day!

Mhm...... Fuck it.
I dont even want it anymore!
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Re: [!] Attention: News Poster(s).

Postby Childish Gambino on Wed Jul 29, 2009 2:30 am

Gunner wrote:
Dizzy J wrote:
The Witness wrote:dizzy when i grow up i wanna be like you

Start slacking off now!

Wait, so let me get this straight. TNS needs a new, dedicated, hard-working, on the ball newsposter. You apply and later your advice to someone who wants to be like you is to "start slacking off"? Come on man, this is not how you apply for a job.

I nominate Heather. I'd nominate myself too if I knew where to search for news. But it's not really my forte.

I would absolutely love to have you as a news poster, if you're interested, one of the spots is yours.

I'll be accepting applications for a few more days.
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Re: [!] Attention: News Poster(s).

Postby Jake-41 on Wed Jul 29, 2009 2:42 am

I was kidding btw, I still want to be news poster!
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Re: [!] Attention: News Poster(s).

Postby Jeremy Kill on Wed Jul 29, 2009 2:44 am

Jordan wrote:
Gunner wrote:
Dizzy J wrote:
The Witness wrote:dizzy when i grow up i wanna be like you

Start slacking off now!

Wait, so let me get this straight. TNS needs a new, dedicated, hard-working, on the ball newsposter. You apply and later your advice to someone who wants to be like you is to "start slacking off"? Come on man, this is not how you apply for a job.

I nominate Heather. I'd nominate myself too if I knew where to search for news. But it's not really my forte.

I would absolutely love to have you as a news poster, if you're interested, one of the spots is yours.

I'll be accepting applications for a few more days.

Sure, I can give it a shot.
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Re: [!] Attention: News Poster(s).

Postby upperclasszero on Wed Jul 29, 2009 3:18 am

i think i'd be a good newsposter. i'd take the positition if you guys are okay with me doing it
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Re: [!] Attention: News Poster(s).

Postby The Witness on Wed Jul 29, 2009 3:55 am

Got Nuts? wrote:
The Witness wrote:
Got Nuts? wrote:
The Witness wrote:
Jordan wrote:I should add that if you want to be a news poster, you should prove that you know how to use proper spelling and grammar. The slang that most of you use on the forum will not fly on the main page.

I can use proper grammar. I really want this job I would be so happy if you picked me.

hahaha, FAIL.
"I really want this job" and "I would be so happy if you picked me" are two different sentences.

Your fail hahah thats why they were seperated with a period too show that the sentences are seperated

Read your post, there is not one there, fucktard.

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Re: [!] Attention: News Poster(s).

Postby Bobbyjames on Wed Jul 29, 2009 8:19 am

The Witness wrote:
Got Nuts? wrote:
The Witness wrote:
Got Nuts? wrote:
The Witness wrote:
Jordan wrote:I should add that if you want to be a news poster, you should prove that you know how to use proper spelling and grammar. The slang that most of you use on the forum will not fly on the main page.

I can use proper grammar. I really want this job I would be so happy if you picked me.

hahaha, FAIL.
"I really want this job" and "I would be so happy if you picked me" are two different sentences.

Your fail hahah thats why they were seperated with a period too show that the sentences are seperated

Read your post, there is not one there, fucktard.

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I believe it's supposed to be "you're" and not "your" too. Though I'm probably wrong. lol
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Re: [!] Attention: News Poster(s).

Postby Janet on Wed Jul 29, 2009 1:22 pm

bobbyjames wrote:
The Witness wrote:
Got Nuts? wrote:
The Witness wrote:
Got Nuts? wrote:
The Witness wrote:
Jordan wrote:I should add that if you want to be a news poster, you should prove that you know how to use proper spelling and grammar. The slang that most of you use on the forum will not fly on the main page.

I can use proper grammar. I really want this job I would be so happy if you picked me.

hahaha, FAIL.
"I really want this job" and "I would be so happy if you picked me" are two different sentences.

Your fail hahah thats why they were seperated with a period too show that the sentences are seperated

Read your post, there is not one there, fucktard.

ahhh i hate my life


I believe it's supposed to be "you're" and not "your" too. Though I'm probably wrong. lol


and "to" should be with one "o", not two, lulz
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Re: [!] Attention: News Poster(s).

Postby Jake-41 on Wed Jul 29, 2009 4:28 pm

Bass Cone wrote:Whatever you do, don't pick that one guy. I heard he uses improper grammar.

Such lies.
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Re: [!] Attention: News Poster(s).

Postby The Witness on Wed Jul 29, 2009 5:48 pm

Janet wrote:
bobbyjames wrote:
The Witness wrote:
Got Nuts? wrote:
The Witness wrote:
Got Nuts? wrote:
The Witness wrote:
Jordan wrote:I should add that if you want to be a news poster, you should prove that you know how to use proper spelling and grammar. The slang that most of you use on the forum will not fly on the main page.

I can use proper grammar. I really want this job I would be so happy if you picked me.

hahaha, FAIL.
"I really want this job" and "I would be so happy if you picked me" are two different sentences.

Your fail hahah thats why they were seperated with a period too show that the sentences are seperated

Read your post, there is not one there, fucktard.

ahhh i hate my life


I believe it's supposed to be "you're" and not "your" too. Though I'm probably wrong. lol


and "to" should be with one "o", not two, lulz

Holy Fucking Shit I suck at spelling okay? Lol
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Re: [!] Attention: News Poster(s).

Postby Bass Cone on Wed Jul 29, 2009 7:03 pm

Dizzy J wrote:
Bass Cone wrote:Whatever you do, don't pick that one guy. I heard he uses improper grammar.

Such lies.

It's just a rumor.
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Re: [!] Attention: News Poster(s).

Postby Peterr on Wed Jul 29, 2009 7:04 pm

The Witness wrote:
Janet wrote:
bobbyjames wrote:
The Witness wrote:
Got Nuts? wrote:
The Witness wrote:
Got Nuts? wrote:
The Witness wrote:
Jordan wrote:I should add that if you want to be a news poster, you should prove that you know how to use proper spelling and grammar. The slang that most of you use on the forum will not fly on the main page.

I can use proper grammar. I really want this job I would be so happy if you picked me.

hahaha, FAIL.
"I really want this job" and "I would be so happy if you picked me" are two different sentences.

Your fail hahah thats why they were seperated with a period too show that the sentences are seperated

Read your post, there is not one there, fucktard.

ahhh i hate my life


I believe it's supposed to be "you're" and not "your" too. Though I'm probably wrong. lol


and "to" should be with one "o", not two, lulz

Holy Fucking Shit I suck at spelling okay? Lol

"Holy" is the only word that should be capitalized in that sentence. Just because they are swear words doesn't mean they get capitalized. \


lulz
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Re: [!] Attention: News Poster(s).

Postby The Witness on Wed Jul 29, 2009 9:55 pm

Got Nuts? wrote:
The Witness wrote:
Janet wrote:
bobbyjames wrote:
The Witness wrote:
Got Nuts? wrote:
The Witness wrote:
Got Nuts? wrote:
The Witness wrote:
Jordan wrote:I should add that if you want to be a news poster, you should prove that you know how to use proper spelling and grammar. The slang that most of you use on the forum will not fly on the main page.

I can use proper grammar. I really want this job I would be so happy if you picked me.

hahaha, FAIL.
"I really want this job" and "I would be so happy if you picked me" are two different sentences.

Your fail hahah thats why they were seperated with a period too show that the sentences are seperated

Read your post, there is not one there, fucktard.

ahhh i hate my life


I believe it's supposed to be "you're" and not "your" too. Though I'm probably wrong. lol


and "to" should be with one "o", not two, lulz

Holy Fucking Shit I suck at spelling okay? Lol

"Holy" is the only word that should be capitalized in that sentence. Just because they are swear words doesn't mean they get capitalized. \


lulz

Dude I hate you so much lul
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Re: [!] Attention: News Poster(s).

Postby Gibsum 41 on Wed Jul 29, 2009 10:39 pm

The Witness wrote:
Got Nuts? wrote:
The Witness wrote:
Janet wrote:
bobbyjames wrote:
The Witness wrote:
Got Nuts? wrote:
The Witness wrote:
Got Nuts? wrote:
The Witness wrote:
Jordan wrote:I should add that if you want to be a news poster, you should prove that you know how to use proper spelling and grammar. The slang that most of you use on the forum will not fly on the main page.

I can use proper grammar. I really want this job I would be so happy if you picked me.

hahaha, FAIL.
"I really want this job" and "I would be so happy if you picked me" are two different sentences.

Your fail hahah thats why they were seperated with a period too show that the sentences are seperated

Read your post, there is not one there, fucktard.

ahhh i hate my life


I believe it's supposed to be "you're" and not "your" too. Though I'm probably wrong. lol


and "to" should be with one "o", not two, lulz

Holy Fucking Shit I suck at spelling okay? Lol

"Holy" is the only word that should be capitalized in that sentence. Just because they are swear words doesn't mean they get capitalized. \


lulz

Dude I hate you so much lul

There should be a comma after "dude".
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Re: [!] Attention: News Poster(s).

Postby Madjid on Thu Jul 30, 2009 12:02 am

Gibsum 41 wrote:
The Witness wrote:
Got Nuts? wrote:
The Witness wrote:
Janet wrote:
bobbyjames wrote:
The Witness wrote:
Got Nuts? wrote:
The Witness wrote:
Got Nuts? wrote:
The Witness wrote:
Jordan wrote:I should add that if you want to be a news poster, you should prove that you know how to use proper spelling and grammar. The slang that most of you use on the forum will not fly on the main page.

I can use proper grammar. I really want this job I would be so happy if you picked me.

hahaha, FAIL.
"I really want this job" and "I would be so happy if you picked me" are two different sentences.

Your fail hahah thats why they were seperated with a period too show that the sentences are seperated

Read your post, there is not one there, fucktard.

ahhh i hate my life


I believe it's supposed to be "you're" and not "your" too. Though I'm probably wrong. lol


and "to" should be with one "o", not two, lulz

Holy Fucking Shit I suck at spelling okay? Lol

"Holy" is the only word that should be capitalized in that sentence. Just because they are swear words doesn't mean they get capitalized. \


lulz

Dude I hate you so much lul

There should be a comma after "dude".

And there should be a full stop after "lul".

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Re: [!] Attention: News Poster(s).

Postby Peterr on Thu Jul 30, 2009 12:59 am

Fuck Nuts, Got Nipples? wrote:
Gibsum 41 wrote:
The Witness wrote:
Got Nuts? wrote:
The Witness wrote:
Janet wrote:
bobbyjames wrote:
The Witness wrote:
Got Nuts? wrote:
The Witness wrote:
Got Nuts? wrote:
The Witness wrote:
Jordan wrote:I should add that if you want to be a news poster, you should prove that you know how to use proper spelling and grammar. The slang that most of you use on the forum will not fly on the main page.

I can use proper grammar. I really want this job I would be so happy if you picked me.

hahaha, FAIL.
"I really want this job" and "I would be so happy if you picked me" are two different sentences.

Your fail hahah thats why they were seperated with a period too show that the sentences are seperated

Read your post, there is not one there, fucktard.

ahhh i hate my life


I believe it's supposed to be "you're" and not "your" too. Though I'm probably wrong. lol


and "to" should be with one "o", not two, lulz

Holy Fucking Shit I suck at spelling okay? Lol

"Holy" is the only word that should be capitalized in that sentence. Just because they are swear words doesn't mean they get capitalized. \


lulz

Dude I hate you so much lul

There should be a comma after "dude".

And there should be a full stop after "lul".

You should never start a sentence with "and".
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Re: [!] Attention: News Poster(s).

Postby Childish Gambino on Thu Jul 30, 2009 3:10 am

Dear All of You,

Stop trying to be grammar Nazi's, that's my job.



Thanks.



Love,
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Re: [!] Attention: News Poster(s).

Postby Madjid on Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:19 am

Jordan wrote:Dear All of You,

Stop trying to be grammar Nazi's, that's my job.



Thanks.



Love,
Jordan.

Dear Jordan

Stop making sigs of shitty bands.

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