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geeinglat
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My Parents....

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My Parents Fucked In The Kitchen

I was a happy kid
I liked flowers and butterflies too
But one thing was bugging me
I didn't know the truth

My parents fucked in the kitchen
Now I know where I came from
My parents fucked in the kitchen
Oh my God... They also did it in my room!

I asked everybody
Different answers, I was confused
Someone please tell me
"What" the fuck made me?

My parents fucked in the kitchen
Now I know where I came from
My parents fucked in the kitchen
Oh my God... They also did it in my room!

I went downstairs to ask my dad
But a wierd sight hurt my eyes
My mon and dad doing stuff
At least, no more lies

My parents fucked in the kitchen
Now I know where I came from
My parents fucked in the kitchen
Oh my God... They also did it in my room!

My mon... naked... under... my dad!! AAAAAAAAAAH MY EYEEES

My parents fucked in the kitchen
Now I know where I came from
My parents fucked in the kitchen
Oh my God... They also did it in my room!

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i really think this song is stupid, anyways, what do you guys think?
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Its very stupid, but reading the first two lines after the title made me lol :devious:
Oh and cool sig.
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phatass wrote:Its very stupid, but reading the first two lines after the title made me lol :devious:
Oh and cool sig.
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HAHAHAHAHA!!!! I love this song.
tomhoppus is my Master!
NoReason27 is my Grand-master!
BrandonCorey is my N00B!
Sum-42 is my Grand N00B!

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Omg! this is so Blink!
I love it!

Why do you think it's stupid? i think it's really cool.

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Brilliant! :lol!:
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reminds me of "surrender" by Cheap Trick.
you have far too much time on your hands

"The missing part of me that grows around me like a cage..."
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haha thanks
When I said stupid, i meant stupid like... Fuck A Dog by Blink
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this turns me on
Children of the beast embrace,
To scorn and the human race,
Consume the light that hugs the earth,
And aid the womb in giving birth,
To a group that will appear,
And guide you through this final year,
The dark armies then will come,
When the sum is 41
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"My mon... naked... under... my dad!! AAAAAAAAAAH MY EYEEES"

My favorite line :hehe:
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hooray for this!
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well the only bad thing about it is that there's no rhythm but who cares? :lol!:
turtlehobopirate wrote:"My mon... naked... under... my dad!! AAAAAAAAAAH MY EYEEES"

My favorite line :hehe:
HAHA YEAH!
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I fucked your mom better than your dad did.
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Post by rockindrummer41 »

madjid wrote:Omg! this is so Blink!
I love it!

Why do you think it's stupid? i think it's really cool.
:agreed:
I was like wtf at first before I realized it was a song.
good work in a weird sort of way.
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lol this should go in the FML thread.
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phatass wrote:lol this should go in the FML thread.
yeah, that wasn't cool at all @.@
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