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The Official Adopt A Noob Program

Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 11:48 pm
by grandpa
Adopt A Noob Program
Mission Statement: To help new people (referred to as noobs) find their place in There's No Solution's Forum. If a noob should have a question, it can have a "owner" to ask the question. It's to help the noob get around, with out feeling like a complete r-tard.

Rules and Requirements (Revised):
1: All adoption request must be posted in this topic, and no where else. All adoption must be approved by myself. And both the noob and the owner must say they are both willing for the adoption to be made.
2: Noob must have less post than it's owner. In the event of the noob surpassing the parent (by 50 post), the parent can let the noob go, or become the noob themselve.
3: Both owners and noob must have a signature (also known as a Sig) clarifying the adoption of a noob.
4:No more than 2 noobs (no exceptions)

Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 11:51 pm
by erikj9
k i want to be adopted
adopt me bitches

Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 11:54 pm
by Jon Nolan
I'll adopt you :lol:

Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 11:54 pm
by grandpa
erikj9 wrote:k i want to be adopted
adopt me bitches
humm...READ THE RULES POST WHORE! :D

Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 11:55 pm
by Ken

Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 11:55 pm
by erikj9
what theres rules
i dont read anything that has the word "rules" in it lol :D

Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 11:55 pm
by erikj9
Ken wrote:http://theresnosolution.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=295


Sorry, should I lock this?
i locked it

Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 11:57 pm
by grandpa
and can this be stickiedfied?

Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 11:59 pm
by erikj9
id stickyfie it but im not on rjs account right now
lol

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 12:01 am
by Nic
Who will be lucky enough to be my noob!

Where's RJ? 8)

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 12:07 am
by Macbeth
I'm looking for a noob!

Needs to be sexy. 8)

Where's V?

haha

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 12:09 am
by erikj9
Nic wrote:Who will be lucky enough to be my noob!

Where's RJ? 8)
NIC!!!

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 12:12 am
by DJChaos182
i want to be adopted

someone adopt me! :)

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 12:14 am
by budgie
ill adopt a noob as long as theyre house trained... and dont already hate me

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 12:38 am
by grandpa
First Adoption ever on TNS:
Grandpa adopted VictorManciniâ„¢

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 12:38 am
by erikj9
grandpa wrote:First Adoption ever on TNS:
Grandpa adopted VictorManciniâ„¢
you didnt adopt me? :cry: :cry:

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 12:39 am
by Jon Nolan
I want a sexy n00b. 8)

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 12:40 am
by grandpa
erikj9 wrote:
grandpa wrote:First Adoption ever on TNS:
Grandpa adopted VictorManciniâ„¢
you didnt adopt me? :cry: :cry:
dude...you can adopt someone...youve got enough post

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 12:40 am
by budgie
DJChaos182 wrote:i want to be adopted

someone adopt me! :)
want me to adopt you?

c'mon! its my birthday! :P (really, it is. wheres my present?)

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 12:48 am
by erikj9
grandpa wrote:
erikj9 wrote:
grandpa wrote:First Adoption ever on TNS:
Grandpa adopted VictorManciniâ„¢
you didnt adopt me? :cry: :cry:
dude...you can adopt someone...youve got enough post
so.... im a nooby nooby noob
and i need someone to shut my ass up 8)