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Coitus competition
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2012 9:36 pm
by samueeL
Let's have a competition. Every TNS member has to have coitus with another fellow TNS member...
This is me:
And this is Janet:
And we just won...
TNS, making couples since 2007!
Re: Coitus competition
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2012 9:42 pm
by Mitchell
so uhhmm... you just made this thread to tell us you banged Janet?
That's awesome!!
Re: Coitus competition
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2012 9:46 pm
by HugoDisasters
blackhawk1105 wrote:so uhhmm... you just made this thread to tell us you banged Janet?
That's awesome!!
I see what you did there
Re: Coitus competition
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2012 9:48 pm
by Janet
Re: Coitus competition
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2012 9:49 pm
by samueeL
In my defence, I already banged her two months ago. I was just being gentleman and not bragging about it until now...
Re: Coitus competition
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2012 9:52 pm
by Mitchell
Be a gentleman, stay the fuck on here, that goes for you as well Janet!
Re: Coitus competition
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2012 10:10 pm
by 182sins
Am I the only one who wonders what "LASTE LOOMAAED" means ?
Btw, considering the high percentage of male TNS members here I'd rather not participate to this competition
Coitus competition
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2012 10:20 pm
by Jeremy Kill
This thread made my day. Also, holy shit!!!
Re: Coitus competition
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2012 11:15 pm
by Jake
\o/ :')
I think I beat you to it though. Been banging Bobby since 2008. <3
182sins wrote:Am I the only one who wonders what "LASTE LOOMAAED" means ?
Btw, considering the high percentage of male TNS members here I'd rather not participate to this competition
Given that it says Children's Zoo at the bottom of the sign, I'ma go for that.
(And we all know Janet likes children)
Re: Coitus competition
Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 8:28 am
by Bobbyjames
! wrote:I think I beat you to it though. Been banging Bobby since 2008. <3
Re: Coitus competition
Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 9:23 am
by Jeremy Kill
I gave you both 10+ Karma for being the champs.
Re: Coitus competition
Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 9:35 am
by FuckT41182
Goddammit.
Re: Coitus competition
Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 1:24 pm
by Boni
Every TNS member has to have coitus with another fellow TNS member
And we just won.
None of you have had sex with me therefore you did not win.
Re: Coitus competition
Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 3:04 pm
by Emil
Hi Samuel, just so you know I'm currently working on a finnish girl. I can sense a pattern here, swedes goes to Finland for women, finns goes to Estonia and the estonians probably goes to Latvia. Long distance relationships ftw. Also kudos to you for what you've done here.
Re: Coitus competition
Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 3:31 pm
by samueeL
Jeremy Kill wrote:I gave you both 10+ Karma for being the champs.
Oh thank you Jeremy, it means a lot! Also, you and Sarah both live in Canada... There's this saying: "It's not cheating if you have sex with same forum member" or something...
Emil wrote:Hi Samuel, just so you know I'm currently working on a finnish girl. I can sense a pattern here, swedes goes to Finland for women, finns goes to Estonia and the estonians probably goes to Latvia. Long distance relationships ftw. Also kudos to you for what you've done here.
Oooh, that sounds good! There's definitely a pattern, though I think some finnish guys chase swedish girls, they're famous after all...
But yeah, the first time with Janet was the best 30 seconds of my life. After that the times have been the best 20 seconds of my life, oh well...
Re: Coitus competition
Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 3:41 pm
by Janet
Estonians hate latvians though, so we definitely don't go there for women. No idea what's the pattern with us... (anything that moves
tho that can be negotiable)
samueeL wrote:
But yeah, the first time with Janet was the best 30 seconds of my life. After that the times have been the best 20 seconds of my life, oh well...
Wasn't it the other way around? Hmm...DOESN'T MATTER
You make it up with excellent cooking skills, no worries mayn.
Re: Coitus competition
Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 4:07 pm
by Jake
samueeL wrote:Jeremy Kill wrote:I gave you both 10+ Karma for being the champs.
Oh thank you Jeremy, it means a lot! Also, you and Sarah both live in Canada... There's this saying: "It's not cheating if you have sex with same forum member" or something...
No one can bang Sarah yet. That would be illegal. ;)
Re: Coitus competition
Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 5:02 pm
by Emil
samueeL wrote:Emil wrote:Hi Samuel, just so you know I'm currently working on a finnish girl. I can sense a pattern here, swedes goes to Finland for women, finns goes to Estonia and the estonians probably goes to Latvia. Long distance relationships ftw. Also kudos to you for what you've done here.
Oooh, that sounds good! There's definitely a pattern, though I think some finnish guys chase swedish girls, they're famous after all...
Yeah, but I'm not going after a real Finn though, she's one of them Swedish speaking Finns. So I guess technically I'm just chasing after a more exotic swede.
avolition wrote:Estonians hate latvians though, so we definitely don't go there for women. No idea what's the pattern with us...
(anything that moves tho that can be negotiable)
Lucky Samuel then.
And I can't believe no one asked this yet, but how the hell did this happen?
! wrote:No one can bang Sarah yet. That would be illegal. ;)
Not in Sweden, here we have a legal age of 15.
Re: Coitus competition
Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 6:22 pm
by Janet
Emil wrote:
Yeah, but I'm not going after a real Finn though, she's one of them Swedish speaking Finns. So I guess technically I'm just chasing after a more exotic swede.
Good luck, man! My advice after living in Finland for a while is to eat salmiakki next to her and say that you have an "iso pippeli"
Emil wrote:avolition wrote:Estonians hate latvians though, so we definitely don't go there for women. No idea what's the pattern with us...
(anything that moves tho that can be negotiable)
Lucky Samuel then.
And I can't believe no one asked this yet, but how the hell did this happen?
Haha, we have been friends for years. A year ago we were like "next summer we'll meet fo sho" and here we are. He spent a month in Estonia and I've spent a month here in Fin, just been watching Star Wars, playing PS3 and so forth! I don't mean to be a cheeseball but he's a damn amazing person :3
Re: Coitus competition
Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 9:19 pm
by Dylan
so when's the wedding and more importantly, where are we all meeting for it?