So this chick I've been knowing via facebook for like a week or something, texting and talking on the phone, etcetc..... We still haven't seen each other live now tho.
So um. was it yesterday or a day before(cant recall it) she cried about something some guy rejected him as she was offering him sexx. So um, I tried to make her feel better(i dont remember that good what i said...) but tonight she asked did i really think that, I said lyek , uuum yeah.... Then she offered herself coming over for a f#&¡Ck to my house...!!????? It was lyek, "you can do anything that you want". Well yeah of coooooourse, but therez like few things I think wouldnt be that right...
A) shes born in 97, almost as young as my lil sis... Itd be almost illegal im filling 17 soon:S:S:S:S:Ssss
B) it'd be rather awkward if my dad came while it....
C) im hell of shy irl lyek really, atleast when coming to stuff like thizz adgnbbm
D) 'd be my first timeh
And um shes not bad looking, like not at alll yknoz
If i say no she'll probz get mad at meh and cut off :( And if i say i would like to like in month or so she wants it lyek now or next weeek or whatever. Tell me what i should do cmooon
Uhhhh
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Re: Uhhhh
Personally I wouldn't go for it - that would be a bad move. Try and... satisfy her some other way.
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I'd get her over, but not have the canoodles with her or anything due to her age, but you could as Greggy said, satisfy her some other way
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I just gotta say, remember that D) isn't any reason to do it now even tho it might seem like the biggest reason. You'll have time, you're only 16. It's not a contest.
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Re: Uhhhh
1) type normal. i realize that english may not be your first language, but please talk normal.
2) she's 14 years old? sounds likes she's already had sex before. just do it, you two will never amount to anything more. better to get it out of the way early. plus you're kinda ugly, so go for it.
just wait two years, she's gonna be one of those REALLY slutty girls who will have fucked everyone. why not be one of the first?
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2) she's 14 years old? sounds likes she's already had sex before. just do it, you two will never amount to anything more. better to get it out of the way early. plus you're kinda ugly, so go for it.
just wait two years, she's gonna be one of those REALLY slutty girls who will have fucked everyone. why not be one of the first?
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Agreed. Don't fucking do it!Gregorovich wrote:Personally I wouldn't go for it - that would be a bad move. Try and... satisfy her some other way.
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HAHHAHAHA.
Oh, the youth. Tyler, there is your slut.
Oh, the youth. Tyler, there is your slut.
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I disagree with a lot of what these people are saying. If you feel comfortable doing it, then do it. Age isn't that big of a deal. However, if you aren't comfortable with it, then just tell her that you aren't and try to help her in some other way.
but I know I can't be comfortable in my own skin.
So when I say I'm scared to be alone, you know I mean it,
I'm just not ready to leave my room.
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Nah.. If he don't fuck her, someone else is apparently going to. (The last guy she talked too, for example.)Mothafucking Monster wrote:I disagree with a lot of what these people are saying. If you feel comfortable doing it, then do it. Age isn't that big of a deal. However, if you aren't comfortable with it, then just tell her that you aren't and try to help her in some other way.
Hit it and quit it. You ATLEAST might learn something.
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it depends on one thing, do you enjoy fucking a woman that everyone can fuck ? I would invite her over and piss on her from my window, because than she would see my pretty dick and she'd go nuts just to get in, but no, she wouldn't be able to, just no, fuck, such a stupid slut ...
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I can't understand half of what you just said, you typed it like a fucking 13 year old girl texting.
....but just go for it, it's sex!
....but just go for it, it's sex!
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What a post!FuckT41182 wrote:it depends on one thing, do you enjoy fucking a woman that everyone can fuck ? I would invite her over and piss on her from my window, because than she would see my pretty dick and she'd go nuts just to get in, but no, she wouldn't be able to, just no, fuck, such a stupid slut ...
You probably shouldn't dude. Like someone else said, you're only sixteen and it's no race. In a few years time you'll be sick of the clunge. I vote invite her over and rough her up with your biggest pals. Throw the slag in a bin and roll it down the hill. Top stuff.
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fergal41 wrote:What a post!FuckT41182 wrote:it depends on one thing, do you enjoy fucking a woman that everyone can fuck ? I would invite her over and piss on her from my window, because than she would see my pretty dick and she'd go nuts just to get in, but no, she wouldn't be able to, just no, fuck, such a stupid slut ...
You probably shouldn't dude. Like someone else said, you're only sixteen and it's no race. In a few years time you'll be sick of the clunge. I vote invite her over and rough her up with your biggest pals. Throw the slag in a bin and roll it down the hill. Top stuff.