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Finger vs. Saw

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usually when you stick you're finger into a rapidly rotating saw blade, it doesn't turn out in your favour.

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Disclaimer: this is a demonstration of a new invention that stops a rotating saw blade in a faction of a second when it senses that an object that has the same conductivity as a human body part comes in contact with a the saw blade. i didn't think i had to say this, but ONLY TABLE SAWS EQUIPPED WITH THIS INVENTION WONT CUT YOUR HAND OFF. and the video says that they're about $60, so i guess that's a small price to pay if you aren't paying attention in shop class and nearly run your finger through a saw.

i've seen it happen. twice. one time it was me, but because of my awesome God-like reflexes, i saved my finger and i didn't even need stitches. fukya!
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holy shit! That's fuckin awesome... Now wait for the kiddy's at home to see this and try it with their dad's table saw :hehe:
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I gotta borrow my dad's powersaw tomorrow.
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SemiMental wrote:Image

to ANYONE thinking, oh for shits and giggles i might check out that site. DO NOT. seriously. it's fucking disgusting.

DO NOT GO TO THAT SITE UNLESS YOU ENJOY GETTING FUCKED IN THE BRAIN REPEATEDLY
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HOLY FUCK NOT MAN VS LATHE AGAIN I JUST SAW THAT LAST WEEK AND IT FUCKED MY MIND! MAKE IT GO AWAY!!!!!! :balling: :balling: :balling: :suicide:
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Nothing wrong with thatsphucked website. It's my favourite.
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Lulz at the added disclaimer to the first post, as if anyone would actually be dumb enough to do this.
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I have a weak stomach.. I won't eat for a few hours now :neutral:
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Well there's a video I'll never watch again. I was way too panicked the whole time.
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meh.. I've seen worse..

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Emil wrote:Lulz at the added disclaimer to the first post, as if anyone would actually be dumb enough to do this.
ya never know.
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blackhawk1105 wrote:meh.. I've seen worse..

to those scarred for life: http://floatingparticles.tumblr.com/pos ... -a-penguin this will cheer you up
My life just got a little bit better, lol.

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blackhawk1105 wrote:meh.. I've seen worse..

to those scarred for life: http://floatingparticles.tumblr.com/pos ... -a-penguin this will cheer you up
that made me happy.... :happy:
I'm not checking out the thatsphucked website.....im only 13 and I've already seen way to much....
i'm a "google offended im feeling lucky" survivor...that wasnt pretty...but i DO live in america so...
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1. I barely even noticed that picture. Fucking internet has me sooo desensitized. I'm all like, "yeah, i've seen worse'

2. I had a friend who almost cut his hand off with a tablesaw. that was 3 years ago and I still make fun of him for it to this day.
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blackhawk1105 wrote:meh.. I've seen worse..

to those scarred for life: http://floatingparticles.tumblr.com/pos ... -a-penguin this will cheer you up
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