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The awkward hello...

Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 11:56 pm
by sir_dandan
Normally, when I meet people in real life, my introductions consist of an awkward hello followed by a highly inappropriate comment that causes more tension than it resolves.

So, staying true to form...

Hi, my name is Dan and I’m a british wanna-be screenwriter. Screenwriting is an awesome occupation but working from home does lead to an unnatural amount of masturbation...

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Anywho...
I’m a long time lurker of these boards and decided with a new album on the way I’d finally sign up, can’t predict how much I will or won’t post, but thought I would say hi anyway.

Re: The awkward hello...

Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 11:58 pm
by gejmik
Hi, welcome to TNS!

Re: The awkward hello...

Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 12:02 am
by Mitchell
Awesome introduction!
Welcome to TNS!

Re: The awkward hello...

Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 12:04 am
by FuckT41182
Welcome ! when somebody is introducted to me,I never listen to his name XD we just shake hands and after a few minutes I don't know his name XD

Re: The awkward hello...

Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 12:07 am
by bizzyd53
Welcome to TNS!

When I meet someone and it gets awkward, I leave midway through sentence. You should try it.

Re: The awkward hello...

Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 12:07 am
by Gutter Dreams
nice bum where ya from?
see, this isn't so awkward.

Re: The awkward hello...

Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 12:09 am
by gejmik
FuckT41182 wrote:Welcome ! when somebody is introducted to me,I never listen to his name XD we just shake hands and after a few minutes I don't know his name XD
yeah, I totally know that, then when I meet that person after a few minutes I'm thinking pretty long time "what the fuck was his/her name?!" with no answer from my brain.

Re: The awkward hello...

Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 12:16 am
by FuckT41182
gejmik wrote:
FuckT41182 wrote:Welcome ! when somebody is introducted to me,I never listen to his name XD we just shake hands and after a few minutes I don't know his name XD
yeah, I totally know that, then when I meet that person after a few minutes I'm thinking pretty long time "what the fuck was his/her name?!" with no answer from my brain.
yeah,that happens to everyone and everytime ...one night I called one girl 5 different names and I just never got the right one XD

Re: The awkward hello...

Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 12:42 am
by sir_dandan
Thanks for all the welcomes.

I'm terrible with names too, just do what I do and just pretend it's because they are forgettable rather than admitting that you are forgetful.

Re: The awkward hello...

Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 1:11 am
by SickofEveryone
Welcome!! :2cool4u:

The awkward hello...

Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 1:39 am
by Jeremy Kill
Welcome to TNS! I'm glad you finally decided to join! I'm sure you already know Bobbyjames/Ari Gold... Self-proclaimed forum cock nosher?


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Re: The awkward hello...

Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 2:23 am
by wiggs1441
Welcome!

Re: The awkward hello...

Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 2:34 am
by sum54184
Welcome dude !

Re: The awkward hello...

Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 3:39 am
by Dylan
sir_dandan wrote: Hi, my name is Dan and I’m a british wanna-be screenwriter. Screenwriting is an awesome occupation but working from home does lead to an unnatural amount of masturbation...
Bravo, best intro ever.

Re: The awkward hello...

Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 8:10 am
by lisaNL
Welcome! :)

Re: The awkward hello...

Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 9:16 am
by Bobbyjames
hello!!!

Re: The awkward hello...

Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 10:49 am
by Anneliesx
Welcome

Re: The awkward hello...

Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 7:32 pm
by Resident Skumfuk
Welcome good sir

Re: The awkward hello...

Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 8:12 pm
by dbauer91
bizzyd53 wrote:Welcome to TNS!

When I meet someone and it gets awkward, I leave midway through sentence. You should try it.
very off-topic, but HOW'S THE HEAT's BIG 3 WORKING OUT FOR YOU :3 just thought i'd rub it in.

Re: The awkward hello...

Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 9:50 pm
by Shelley41
hellllllooooooooooo and weeeeeeelcooooooooome

I always talk like that with new people. I have SO many friends.