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^hahahha a few weeks ago I went through and liked every single photo of 2 girls on Facebook while drunk :( and kept sharing videos of blink singing joke songs live


And apparently I sent this to my friend after indulging in a lot of absinthe with wormwood the other night "dude pe man don't thinking i didi pen you gaping sew witho ifnis dude geographer you're so gay" and changed all his firefox bookmarks to porn lol

heyaaaa drunk after a while. dont know what to type buht i thought i just have to go to tihs thread and write sometinght so here i am typing things whichc i dont think maters. hahaaahaaaaahaaa you know i would just go to sleep but theres tns toso i thought lets go there theres something interesting bla bla im not so goot right now i thinm k a j should go to sleep . sleep well my fellas, people i love the most are jeremy, tomi, mitchel, sarah, but thats nit all tf them i would say more but you know as id sad the first ftnig i cant just ,, bye

Had 4 coolers and some lambs and pepsi, got plastered for the first time, but drank lots of water so I wasn't hungover.
But man it was great. I mean other than the fact my friend closelined me twas good. We played the suck and blow card game and we were all just fucked on the floor laughing. Also almost tried to make out every everybody...

Gutter Dreams wrote:Had 4 coolers and some lambs and pepsi, got plastered for the first time, but drank lots of water so I wasn't hungover.
But man it was great. I mean other than the fact my friend closelined me twas good. We played the suck and blow card game and we were all just fucked on the floor laughing. Also almost tried to make out every everybody...

If you're not hungover after the first time you drink you was not drinking enough.

last friday night during an elevator ride up to sixth floor I somehow figured that "if you triple 6 you get the devil's number." It was a very fun night.

Also, I speak English when I'm drunk.

Emil wrote:

Gutter Dreams wrote:Had 4 coolers and some lambs and pepsi, got plastered for the first time, but drank lots of water so I wasn't hungover.
But man it was great. I mean other than the fact my friend closelined me twas good. We played the suck and blow card game and we were all just fucked on the floor laughing. Also almost tried to make out every everybody...

If you're not hungover after the first time you drink you was not drinking enough.

I sobered up before I fell asleep so I must not have. I'm going straight to the heavy shit next time, no pansy ass girl drinks.

Gutter Dreams wrote:

Emil wrote:

Gutter Dreams wrote:Had 4 coolers and some lambs and pepsi, got plastered for the first time, but drank lots of water so I wasn't hungover.
But man it was great. I mean other than the fact my friend closelined me twas good. We played the suck and blow card game and we were all just fucked on the floor laughing. Also almost tried to make out every everybody...

If you're not hungover after the first time you drink you was not drinking enough.

I sobered up before I fell asleep so I must not have. I'm going straight to the heavy shit next time, no pansy ass girl drinks.

Just be careful with the hard stuff because one shot (1oz) is equal to a beer, I think. The first time I started drinking hard liquor I had a water bottle of vodka and so did my friend. I watched him drink out of it like it was... well, water or something and so I figured I could do the same. I ended up puking and missing out on the party. I don't know why I'm telling you this, it makes me sound old and parental. Heh.

SARAH YOU'RE TOO YOUNG TO DRINK!!!!!!

I'm probably drinking tonight, for the first time with some newer friends. Should go terribly

Jeremy Kill wrote:

Gutter Dreams wrote:

Emil wrote:

Gutter Dreams wrote:Had 4 coolers and some lambs and pepsi, got plastered for the first time, but drank lots of water so I wasn't hungover.
But man it was great. I mean other than the fact my friend closelined me twas good. We played the suck and blow card game and we were all just fucked on the floor laughing. Also almost tried to make out every everybody...

If you're not hungover after the first time you drink you was not drinking enough.

I sobered up before I fell asleep so I must not have. I'm going straight to the heavy shit next time, no pansy ass girl drinks.

Just be careful with the hard stuff because one shot (1oz) is equal to a beer, I think. The first time I started drinking hard liquor I had a water bottle of vodka and so did my friend. I watched him drink out of it like it was... well, water or something and so I figured I could do the same. I ended up puking and missing out on the party. I don't know why I'm telling you this, it makes me sound old and parental. Heh.

That's pitiful. Man up!

Gutter Dreams wrote:Had 4 coolers and some lambs and pepsi, got plastered for the first time, but drank lots of water so I wasn't hungover.
But man it was great. I mean other than the fact my friend closelined me twas good. We played the suck and blow card game and we were all just fucked on the floor laughing. Also almost tried to make out every everybody...

I'm proud of you, kiddo
I haven't been drunk in like a month and a half, I might have a shot of vodka or two considering the shitty day I had

Druska wrote:

Gutter Dreams wrote:Had 4 coolers and some lambs and pepsi, got plastered for the first time, but drank lots of water so I wasn't hungover.
But man it was great. I mean other than the fact my friend closelined me twas good. We played the suck and blow card game and we were all just fucked on the floor laughing. Also almost tried to make out every everybody...

I'm proud of you, kiddo
I haven't been drunk in like a month and a half, I might have a shot of vodka or two considering the shitty day I had

AYYYYYY, have one for me

Boni Boy Blue wrote:

Jeremy Kill wrote:

Gutter Dreams wrote:

Emil wrote:

Gutter Dreams wrote:Had 4 coolers and some lambs and pepsi, got plastered for the first time, but drank lots of water so I wasn't hungover.
But man it was great. I mean other than the fact my friend closelined me twas good. We played the suck and blow card game and we were all just fucked on the floor laughing. Also almost tried to make out every everybody...

If you're not hungover after the first time you drink you was not drinking enough.

I sobered up before I fell asleep so I must not have. I'm going straight to the heavy shit next time, no pansy ass girl drinks.

Just be careful with the hard stuff because one shot (1oz) is equal to a beer, I think. The first time I started drinking hard liquor I had a water bottle of vodka and so did my friend. I watched him drink out of it like it was... well, water or something and so I figured I could do the same. I ended up puking and missing out on the party. I don't know why I'm telling you this, it makes me sound old and parental. Heh.

That's pitiful. Man up!

I was 14! But... you're right!

Jeremy Kill wrote:

Boni Boy Blue wrote:

Jeremy Kill wrote:

Gutter Dreams wrote:

Emil wrote:

Gutter Dreams wrote:Had 4 coolers and some lambs and pepsi, got plastered for the first time, but drank lots of water so I wasn't hungover.
But man it was great. I mean other than the fact my friend closelined me twas good. We played the suck and blow card game and we were all just fucked on the floor laughing. Also almost tried to make out every everybody...

If you're not hungover after the first time you drink you was not drinking enough.

I sobered up before I fell asleep so I must not have. I'm going straight to the heavy shit next time, no pansy ass girl drinks.

Just be careful with the hard stuff because one shot (1oz) is equal to a beer, I think. The first time I started drinking hard liquor I had a water bottle of vodka and so did my friend. I watched him drink out of it like it was... well, water or something and so I figured I could do the same. I ended up puking and missing out on the party. I don't know why I'm telling you this, it makes me sound old and parental. Heh.

That's pitiful. Man up!

I was 14! But... you're right!

At that age you should be downing the whisky bottle at a time.

Boni Boy Blue wrote:

Jeremy Kill wrote:

Boni Boy Blue wrote:

Jeremy Kill wrote:

Gutter Dreams wrote:

Emil wrote:

Gutter Dreams wrote:Had 4 coolers and some lambs and pepsi, got plastered for the first time, but drank lots of water so I wasn't hungover.
But man it was great. I mean other than the fact my friend closelined me twas good. We played the suck and blow card game and we were all just fucked on the floor laughing. Also almost tried to make out every everybody...

If you're not hungover after the first time you drink you was not drinking enough.

I sobered up before I fell asleep so I must not have. I'm going straight to the heavy shit next time, no pansy ass girl drinks.

Just be careful with the hard stuff because one shot (1oz) is equal to a beer, I think. The first time I started drinking hard liquor I had a water bottle of vodka and so did my friend. I watched him drink out of it like it was... well, water or something and so I figured I could do the same. I ended up puking and missing out on the party. I don't know why I'm telling you this, it makes me sound old and parental. Heh.

That's pitiful. Man up!

I was 14! But... you're right!

At that age you should be downing the whisky bottle at a time.

You're scottish, your mom's milk was made of whisky

In retrospect Sarah seems to be better at drinking than me. This tuesday i went to a party and me and a friend started drinking straight out of a bottle of rum after we ran out of beer, bad idea i say. We both acted like assholes and my girlfriend had to stop drinking so she could get me home and now she's pissed off. Don't drink rum.

Emil wrote:In retrospect Sarah seems to be better at drinking than me. This tuesday i went to a party and me and a friend started drinking straight out of a bottle of rum after we ran out of beer, bad idea i say. We both acted like assholes and my girlfriend had to stop drinking so she could get me home and now she's pissed off. Don't drink rum.

Ugh on Monday I got really drunk, and no one else ended up really drinking at all. So everyone else is sober and I'm very hammered, so I looked like an even bigger asshole and now they all hate me.

One of the first times I've been kind of motivated to stop binge drinking.

I blame my roommate for my alcoholic behavior this week.
College, the place where having vodka shots at 2 am on Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday is socially accepted.

Ah. I realized I actually have stories to tell!
Went to a party a few months ago, me and my friend Jack Daniels. Playing spin the bottle because apparently we're all 11, kissed 4 girls and 3 guys. One of which, I actually bit a hole through his lip apparently. Whoops. Also some kid was on an inversion table and came down on my shoulder. But on the upside, we had a sing along to Tenacious D. Always epic.
Another night, "girls night" my friend was mixing these fucking weird ass girly drinks and I just sort of drank everything. I think it was all vodka based with like orange/apple juice. Somehow something turned out green and we named it Hulk Semen. But anyways, I hadn't eaten much and proceeded to throw up 11 consecutive times. Like a boss.
After I came back from the wedding like, last week, my ex had a party. I wasn't planning on drinking but was like fuck it. Drank my Jack Daniels straight because you do what you gotta do. I don't think anything outrageous happened. Other than I was really cold and literally laid down next to the fire which caused my ex to freak the fuck out.

gejmik wrote:heyaaaa drunk after a while. dont know what to type buht i thought i just have to go to tihs thread and write sometinght so here i am typing things whichc i dont think maters. hahaaahaaaaahaaa you know i would just go to sleep but theres tns toso i thought lets go there theres something interesting bla bla im not so goot right now i thinm k a j should go to sleep . sleep well my fellas, people i love the most are jeremy, tomi, mitchel, sarah, but thats nit all tf them i would say more but you know as id sad the first ftnig i cant just ,, bye

my God what the hell is this.

I can never find myself posting in this topic anymore. It would always been the same. Go out, buy drinks, dance like a fish out of water, go home, sleep, wake up, drink some Irn-Bru for refreshment. Go about the day as normal.