The Bottle Full Of Empty Dreams

[182sins]

Sorry I'm sober too, but I'm pretty sure one day this topic will have more pages than the "SBM discussion" one

[Resident Skumfuk]

I was drunk last night. Had 5 cans of Pabst and a bottle of Hobgoblin Beer. I will be in this thread for a while.

..hipster.

haha. i don't drink much, but i will enjoy reading everyone's drunken ramblings.

[wiggs1441]

I was drunk last night. Had 5 cans of Pabst and a bottle of Hobgoblin Beer. I will be in this thread for a while.

..hipster.

haha. i don't drink much, but i will enjoy reading everyone's drunken ramblings.

Hahaha. Pabst is a great cheap beer.

[Jeremy Kill]

Here are some of my old drunk threads from the past. These were the golden years.

http://theresnosolution.com/forum/viewt ... 10&t=10888

Basically because this forum needs life, but I try to give it taht life. Other than that, I just post around and see all the stupid shit I write the next morn ing. It gives me a good laugh. You guys, I love TNS, this is like home to me when I come home from school and have inter net homework to do. I'm not like the other drunks who just simply go to bed once they're done drinking. I wish I could be, but I seem to want to make some sort of drinken legacy behind.

Guys, I'm such a bad influence, but I have a feeling nthis is what the new Sum4 1 album is gonna be like.

http://theresnosolution.com/forum/viewt ... 10&t=11413

Drunk as fuck, aboiut to pass out!!

http://theresnosolution.com/forum/viewt ... 10&t=12321

Wazzup maggots god with tns mo ile I canget dfrunk and post almost at the same tgime!!! Also... fuck I can't remember but! I love u all. I dongt know what else to say. Whatam I supposed to say? Ill wake up tomorrow to find this post. It might be a surprise for kme. I justate 2 jumbo donairs haha. Fuck my life. This takes forever to write on a phone... anyone knowany good sztories? I might know a few.. too many to type with a phone tho. Anyways I hope things are going good. What tghe hell am ieven talking about. Right now everyone inthe bar is looking at me funnybecause I've been staring at my phone fir over a long long time. G2g

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[Bobbyjames]

I can't wait for summer now!

[gejmik]

I can't wait for summer now!

[Mr-David-Blues]

The problem with me is when I get drunk I don't usually go home so I can't post on TNS. The only way to see drunk Boni is coming to Scotland and have a night out on the toon with me.

This will Happen 1 day

[Druska]

The problem with me is when I get drunk I don't usually go home so I can't post on TNS. The only way to see drunk Boni is coming to Scotland and have a night out on the toon with me.

deal and i'll make you some homemade sangria

[wiggs1441]

LETS HEAR SOME DRUNK STORIES!!!!

[gejmik]

LETS HEAR SOME DRUNK STORIES!!!!

throwing up by nose. not a good thing I gotta say.

[wiggs1441]

Something all of you should try. Chugging a beer while dancing. Look forward to beer flying out your mouth and nose while your still drinking.

[gejmik]

I'm sure beer going by nose is better in this consistency than the one I saw.

[Bobbyjames]

I can down a full can of beer in 2 seconds. true story.

[wiggs1441]

I can down a full can of beer in 2 seconds. true story.

Shotgun? Also Something you should all invest in. SHOTGUNATOR.
http://www.nojoke.com/shotgun.php#

[dff_punk]

I am not sober, but so happy that my topic is this popular :)



P.S.: I am sooo fucking excited for the SBM album, with all those things I heard about it... just... fuck. I probably will not resist the leak.

[Jeremy Kill]

The human race is so inventive! I was surprised the first time I ever shotgunned a beer. I hate chugging beer in the first place, so I figured that shotguns would be ten times worse. It turned out to be alright and of course, I felt really manly afterwards.

[wiggs1441]

Recommended Drink: Captain Morgans Iced Tea.

[Druska]

I can down a full can of beer in 2 seconds. true story.

Shotgun? Also Something you should all invest in. SHOTGUNATOR.
http://www.nojoke.com/shotgun.php#

fuck that as long as i have a lighter or a fork i don't need it, yup that's what you learn in college
dad says we have the same drinking habits, we can't stand holding a bottle or a glass for more than 5 min

[Boni]

I had a few straight jagers rocking out at the Murderdolls gig. Wasn't even enough to get me tipsy though.

[Bobbyjames]

this is all I need, festival drinking games are awesome.