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Too much fast food.

Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 2:21 pm
by SemiMental
I have a friend who eats far too much MacDonalds or Chinese every night, he's piling on the pounds and his boobs are bigger than my girlfriends...
Just need someone to give me a nice way to tell him.

Re: Too much fast food.

Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 2:28 pm
by Janet
"Please stop eating, you fat fuck."

It's polite because you said "please"

Re: Too much fast food.

Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 2:33 pm
by SemiMental
Ah thanks, i'll do that!
Hopefully he wont read this first. :hehe:

Re: Too much fast food.

Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 2:37 pm
by CIRCUITzach
you like this side boob? well you shouldnt cause thats YOUR side boob

Re: Too much fast food.

Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 2:49 pm
by SemiMental
CIRCUITzach wrote:you like this side boob? well you shouldnt cause thats YOUR side boob
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7l8_FEmkSIo&feature=fvw :silly:

Re: Too much fast food.

Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 2:58 pm
by Bobbyjames
poor Mikekool...

Re: Too much fast food.

Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 3:20 pm
by SemiMental
bobbyjames wrote:poor Mikekool...
Yes, poor mikekool. He hasn't got aids man, it was a soap infection lol. :hehe:

Re: Too much fast food.

Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 3:21 pm
by sumfan4
tell him to watch Supersize Me!

Re: Too much fast food.

Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 3:22 pm
by Bobbyjames
SemiMental wrote:
bobbyjames wrote:poor Mikekool...
Yes, poor mikekool. He hasn't got aids man, it was a soap infection lol. :hehe:
haha, yea he text me too!

Re: Too much fast food.

Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 9:12 pm
by Sara
Oprah?

Re: Too much fast food.

Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 9:40 pm
by Madjid
I wish my friends knew English, so that they could join me here.
Bobby and Steadman (as a couple) > Zach and Shiv.

Re: Too much fast food.

Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 10:49 pm
by SemiMental
Madjid wrote:I wish my friends knew English, so that they could join me here.
Bobby and Steadman (as a couple) > Zach and Shiv.
Teach them, only took me 5 years to learn, I was pretty much fluent by then.

Re: Too much fast food.

Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 10:52 pm
by SemiMental
Oh yeh, I owe my good friend Mr Bobbyjames an apology for this thread. I felt your boobs today, they are quite firm, you don't need to stop eating fast food, it's obviously doing you some good. :happy:

Re: Too much fast food.

Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 10:56 pm
by Bobbyjames
is that why you took me to KFC tonight?

Re: Too much fast food.

Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 10:57 pm
by SemiMental
bobbyjames wrote:is that why you took me to KFC tonight?
Yeh man, bargain bucket to yourself, you done quite well. The bigger the better big man. :winkwink:

Re: Too much fast food.

Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 10:59 pm
by Bobbyjames
we'll got the big one next time.

Pizza Hut tomorrow night?

Re: Too much fast food.

Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 11:10 pm
by SemiMental
bobbyjames wrote:we'll got the big one next time.

Pizza Hut tomorrow night?
Let's go the full hog and get, KFC, pizza hut and Smackdonalds!

Re: Too much fast food.

Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 11:13 pm
by Bobbyjames
snorted. and Ben & Jerry's for desert.

Re: Too much fast food.

Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 2:03 am
by CIRCUITzach
Madjid wrote:I wish my friends knew English, so that they could join me here.
Bobby and Steadman (as a couple) > Zach and Shiv.
HELL NO me and shiv pwn. i jus cam back give us time