The TNS Toilet

[FuckT41182]

you have no idea how much I want to punch you in the throat right now

Relax, girl, it was just a joke. You can call me mister Monogamy. But you know how life is, an intelligent man, if he meets a narcissistic, bigoted, promiscuous, rude, arrogant, dishonest, temperamental, unreliable, pessimistic, condescending, selfish and a conceited woman, he's still gonna choose her as a partner for life rather than the one who watches Glee. It's the rational thing to do, and even Einstein would back me up here, his quotations prove it 100%.

[Resident Skumfuk]

But you know how life is, an intelligent man, if he meets a narcissistic, bigoted, promiscuous, rude, arrogant, dishonest, temperamental, unreliable, pessimistic, condescending, selfish and a conceited woman, he's still gonna choose her as a partner for life

this man speaks the truth.

[ÜBERCUNT]

But you know how life is, an intelligent man, if he meets a narcissistic, bigoted, promiscuous, rude, arrogant, dishonest, temperamental, unreliable, pessimistic, condescending, selfish and a conceited woman, he's still gonna choose her as a partner for life

this man speaks the truth.

[Jables]

But you know how life is, an intelligent man, if he meets a narcissistic, bigoted, promiscuous, rude, arrogant, dishonest, temperamental, unreliable, pessimistic, condescending, selfish and a conceited woman, he's still gonna choose her as a partner for life

this man speaks the truth.

[Mitchell]

If I'm lucky I get the green light to remove the dreaded splint I've been wearing for 8 weeks tomorrow.

[Druska]

you have no idea how much I want to punch you in the throat right now

Relax, girl, it was just a joke. You can call me mister Monogamy. But you know how life is, an intelligent man, if he meets a narcissistic, bigoted, promiscuous, rude, arrogant, dishonest, temperamental, unreliable, pessimistic, condescending, selfish and a conceited woman, he's still gonna choose her as a partner for life rather than the one who watches Glee. It's the rational thing to do, and even Einstein would back me up here, his quotations prove it 100%.

same goes for women, seriously sometimes I wonder why really great girls go out with jerks, i just don't understand what they see in them, sure they might be good looking and all that crap but they're only a good fuck.

[Gutter Dreams]

you have no idea how much I want to punch you in the throat right now

Relax, girl, it was just a joke. You can call me mister Monogamy. But you know how life is, an intelligent man, if he meets a narcissistic, bigoted, promiscuous, rude, arrogant, dishonest, temperamental, unreliable, pessimistic, condescending, selfish and a conceited woman, he's still gonna choose her as a partner for life rather than the one who watches Glee. It's the rational thing to do, and even Einstein would back me up here, his quotations prove it 100%.

same goes for women, seriously sometimes I wonder why really great girls go out with jerks, i just don't understand what they see in them, sure they might be good looking and all that crap but they're only a good fuck.

was hanging out with a few friends of mine the other night and talking to one of them and she said its shallow but she can't go out with someone if she knows the sex is going to be bad.

[Jake]

you have no idea how much I want to punch you in the throat right now

Relax, girl, it was just a joke. You can call me mister Monogamy. But you know how life is, an intelligent man, if he meets a narcissistic, bigoted, promiscuous, rude, arrogant, dishonest, temperamental, unreliable, pessimistic, condescending, selfish and a conceited woman, he's still gonna choose her as a partner for life rather than the one who watches Glee. It's the rational thing to do, and even Einstein would back me up here, his quotations prove it 100%.

same goes for women, seriously sometimes I wonder why really great girls go out with jerks, i just don't understand what they see in them, sure they might be good looking and all that crap but they're only a good fuck.

was hanging out with a few friends of mine the other night and talking to one of them and she said its shallow but she can't go out with someone if she knows the sex is going to be bad.

Perfectly legitimate cause for concern! :P

[SickofEveryone]

Great, so now my EH Hot Tubes pedal broke today along with my amp's speaker fucking up. A new speaker will coast as much as the amp and the pedal I'm gonna have to find someone to fix it..what a fun weekend..:/

[Susanne]

you have no idea how much I want to punch you in the throat right now

Relax, girl, it was just a joke. You can call me mister Monogamy. But you know how life is, an intelligent man, if he meets a narcissistic, bigoted, promiscuous, rude, arrogant, dishonest, temperamental, unreliable, pessimistic, condescending, selfish and a conceited woman, he's still gonna choose her as a partner for life rather than the one who watches Glee. It's the rational thing to do, and even Einstein would back me up here, his quotations prove it 100%.

same goes for women, seriously sometimes I wonder why really great girls go out with jerks, i just don't understand what they see in them, sure they might be good looking and all that crap but they're only a good fuck.

was hanging out with a few friends of mine the other night and talking to one of them and she said its shallow but she can't go out with someone if she knows the sex is going to be bad.

Perfectly legitimate cause for concern! :P

Maybe I'm shallow too, but I agree with her.. I mean why waste time since the relationship most likely wouldn't work out?

[Jake]

you have no idea how much I want to punch you in the throat right now

Relax, girl, it was just a joke. You can call me mister Monogamy. But you know how life is, an intelligent man, if he meets a narcissistic, bigoted, promiscuous, rude, arrogant, dishonest, temperamental, unreliable, pessimistic, condescending, selfish and a conceited woman, he's still gonna choose her as a partner for life rather than the one who watches Glee. It's the rational thing to do, and even Einstein would back me up here, his quotations prove it 100%.

same goes for women, seriously sometimes I wonder why really great girls go out with jerks, i just don't understand what they see in them, sure they might be good looking and all that crap but they're only a good fuck.

was hanging out with a few friends of mine the other night and talking to one of them and she said its shallow but she can't go out with someone if she knows the sex is going to be bad.

Perfectly legitimate cause for concern! :P

Maybe I'm shallow too, but I agree with her.. I mean why waste time since the relationship most likely wouldn't work out?

That's what I meant :P

[Druska]

you have no idea how much I want to punch you in the throat right now

Relax, girl, it was just a joke. You can call me mister Monogamy. But you know how life is, an intelligent man, if he meets a narcissistic, bigoted, promiscuous, rude, arrogant, dishonest, temperamental, unreliable, pessimistic, condescending, selfish and a conceited woman, he's still gonna choose her as a partner for life rather than the one who watches Glee. It's the rational thing to do, and even Einstein would back me up here, his quotations prove it 100%.

same goes for women, seriously sometimes I wonder why really great girls go out with jerks, i just don't understand what they see in them, sure they might be good looking and all that crap but they're only a good fuck.

was hanging out with a few friends of mine the other night and talking to one of them and she said its shallow but she can't go out with someone if she knows the sex is going to be bad.

Perfectly legitimate cause for concern! :P

Maybe I'm shallow too, but I agree with her.. I mean why waste time since the relationship most likely wouldn't work out?

That's what I meant :P

The way I see it you can always improve/learn your skills but being a shitty person takes way longer to change
And if you're in a relationship just for the sex you're gonna have a bad time.

[Jables]

you have no idea how much I want to punch you in the throat right now

Relax, girl, it was just a joke. You can call me mister Monogamy. But you know how life is, an intelligent man, if he meets a narcissistic, bigoted, promiscuous, rude, arrogant, dishonest, temperamental, unreliable, pessimistic, condescending, selfish and a conceited woman, he's still gonna choose her as a partner for life rather than the one who watches Glee. It's the rational thing to do, and even Einstein would back me up here, his quotations prove it 100%.

same goes for women, seriously sometimes I wonder why really great girls go out with jerks, i just don't understand what they see in them, sure they might be good looking and all that crap but they're only a good fuck.

was hanging out with a few friends of mine the other night and talking to one of them and she said its shallow but she can't go out with someone if she knows the sex is going to be bad.

Perfectly legitimate cause for concern! :P

Maybe I'm shallow too, but I agree with her.. I mean why waste time since the relationship most likely wouldn't work out?

That's what I meant :P

The way I see it you can always improve/learn your skills but being a shitty person takes way longer to change
And if you're in a relationship just for the sex you're gonna have a bad time.

Am I the only one in a relationship with desire for nothing more than cuddles, kisses and occasional booby viewing and fondlry?

[Susanne]

you have no idea how much I want to punch you in the throat right now

Relax, girl, it was just a joke. You can call me mister Monogamy. But you know how life is, an intelligent man, if he meets a narcissistic, bigoted, promiscuous, rude, arrogant, dishonest, temperamental, unreliable, pessimistic, condescending, selfish and a conceited woman, he's still gonna choose her as a partner for life rather than the one who watches Glee. It's the rational thing to do, and even Einstein would back me up here, his quotations prove it 100%.

same goes for women, seriously sometimes I wonder why really great girls go out with jerks, i just don't understand what they see in them, sure they might be good looking and all that crap but they're only a good fuck.

was hanging out with a few friends of mine the other night and talking to one of them and she said its shallow but she can't go out with someone if she knows the sex is going to be bad.

Perfectly legitimate cause for concern! :P

Maybe I'm shallow too, but I agree with her.. I mean why waste time since the relationship most likely wouldn't work out?

That's what I meant :P

The way I see it you can always improve/learn your skills but being a shitty person takes way longer to change
And if you're in a relationship just for the sex you're gonna have a bad time.

Am I the only one in a relationship with desire for nothing more than cuddles, kisses and occasional booby viewing and fondlry?

well yeah i wouldn't judge anyone after a short period of time, cause it is true that one can always improve and learn. but say i'd been with someone for a long time and there were no signs of improvement.. i don't think that would work out for me personally tbh.

[Jake]

you have no idea how much I want to punch you in the throat right now

Relax, girl, it was just a joke. You can call me mister Monogamy. But you know how life is, an intelligent man, if he meets a narcissistic, bigoted, promiscuous, rude, arrogant, dishonest, temperamental, unreliable, pessimistic, condescending, selfish and a conceited woman, he's still gonna choose her as a partner for life rather than the one who watches Glee. It's the rational thing to do, and even Einstein would back me up here, his quotations prove it 100%.

same goes for women, seriously sometimes I wonder why really great girls go out with jerks, i just don't understand what they see in them, sure they might be good looking and all that crap but they're only a good fuck.

was hanging out with a few friends of mine the other night and talking to one of them and she said its shallow but she can't go out with someone if she knows the sex is going to be bad.

Perfectly legitimate cause for concern! :P

Maybe I'm shallow too, but I agree with her.. I mean why waste time since the relationship most likely wouldn't work out?

That's what I meant :P

The way I see it you can always improve/learn your skills but being a shitty person takes way longer to change
And if you're in a relationship just for the sex you're gonna have a bad time.

Am I the only one in a relationship with desire for nothing more than cuddles, kisses and occasional booby viewing and fondlry?

well yeah i wouldn't judge anyone after a short period of time, cause it is true that one can always improve and learn. but say i'd been with someone for a long time and there were no signs of improvement.. i don't think that would work out for me personally tbh.

I guess it depends how bad it has to be before you say... "Get my cock out of your mouth, I'm going home."

If it's completely terrible and never going to improve, there's certainly something that needs to be done.

[Jables]

Apparently a warm banana up the arse does wonders...

[Jake]

Apparently a warm banana up the arse does wonders...

For you? or...?

[Jables]

Apparently a warm banana up the arse does wonders...

For you? or...?

Fuck knows, I saw it on this Brazilian speaking film so it could be either. I think it was called 'City of God', if you're interested to find out more...

[Jake]

Haha. Oh, City of God. Seen that a few times xD

[Gutter Dreams]

you have no idea how much I want to punch you in the throat right now

Relax, girl, it was just a joke. You can call me mister Monogamy. But you know how life is, an intelligent man, if he meets a narcissistic, bigoted, promiscuous, rude, arrogant, dishonest, temperamental, unreliable, pessimistic, condescending, selfish and a conceited woman, he's still gonna choose her as a partner for life rather than the one who watches Glee. It's the rational thing to do, and even Einstein would back me up here, his quotations prove it 100%.

same goes for women, seriously sometimes I wonder why really great girls go out with jerks, i just don't understand what they see in them, sure they might be good looking and all that crap but they're only a good fuck.

was hanging out with a few friends of mine the other night and talking to one of them and she said its shallow but she can't go out with someone if she knows the sex is going to be bad.

Perfectly legitimate cause for concern! :P

it was a very good conversation