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Re: The TNS Toilet

Postby cladam41 on Fri Jun 01, 2012 2:52 am

Boni Boy Blue wrote:
Gregorovich wrote:
Ardi41 wrote:
Dr. Cliterus of Ponty-Signature wrote:cladam41 is my n00b, mess with/violate him and I eat your face :D

http://wreg.com/2012/05/28/man-shot-after-eating-face-of-another-man/

what the .... ?!

Zombies are the only possible explanation for this.

People, to the shelters.

Angel dust could also be a good explanation.

this is happening in MY country! I'm not suprised but still!! :ohshiz:
I heard a story of another man in Southern US who cut himself open and threw his intestines at a cop and it took 4 shots before he was stopped. The Zombie Apocalypse has officially begun. Good Luck guyz!

Oh- and they better kill the victim in the hospital. Otherwise that's just on more zombie to worry about.
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Re: The TNS Toilet

Postby Druska on Fri Jun 01, 2012 12:58 pm

There's no need to quote yourself
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Re: The TNS Toilet

Postby Gregorovich on Fri Jun 01, 2012 1:54 pm

Gregorovich wrote:There's no need to quote yourself
No doors, or windows, no floor, no walls. Just empty space, where the walls and door and windows and floor should be, and empty space beyond that. Not a white empty space, like you’re imagining now. Nor a black empty space. A colourless, shadeless empty space. A concept quite hard for the human mind to grasp.
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Re: The TNS Toilet

Postby cladam41 on Fri Jun 01, 2012 5:18 pm

cladam41 wrote:
Gregorovich wrote:There's no need to quote yourself
sorry
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Re: The TNS Toilet

Postby Emil on Sat Jun 02, 2012 10:08 am

Today my liver will die.
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Re: The TNS Toilet

Postby lisaNL on Sat Jun 02, 2012 10:45 am

My friend can probably get me a job at a hotel in Amsterdam so goodbyeee mcdonalds.
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Re: The TNS Toilet

Postby Mitchell on Sat Jun 02, 2012 1:57 pm

The guy that was supposed to go see Billy Talent with me cancelled, so whoever wants to see them for €5 needs to come over to the netherlands...
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Re: The TNS Toilet

Postby lisaNL on Sat Jun 02, 2012 3:33 pm

I'm posting this with my new notebook :2cool4u:

I wish Christina Perri would come to Holland, I really want to see her live :/
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Re: The TNS Toilet

Postby Jake on Sat Jun 02, 2012 4:16 pm

Just came across this xD


Christian Right Lobbies To Overturn Second Law Of Thermodynamics


http://www.theonion.com/articles/christ ... aw-of,281/
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Re: The TNS Toilet

Postby Emil on Sat Jun 02, 2012 5:45 pm

! wrote:Just came across this xD


Christian Right Lobbies To Overturn Second Law Of Thermodynamics


http://www.theonion.com/articles/christ ... aw-of,281/

The Onion... when will people learn?
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Re: The TNS Toilet

Postby Mitchell on Sat Jun 02, 2012 5:53 pm

This dumb bitch sitting at the table next to me is supposed to have a nice dinner with her bf but she just keeps texting -_-'
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Re: The TNS Toilet

Postby Emil on Sat Jun 02, 2012 6:13 pm

blackhawk1105 wrote:This dumb bitch sitting at the table next to me is supposed to have a nice dinner with her bf but she just keeps texting -_-'

Show her off MItch! Tell her she's a heartless bitch who deserves to die alone! On another note I can say that my plan to kill my liver tonight is working out great. Go me for my great ability to plan out things.
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Re: The TNS Toilet

Postby Ardi41 on Sat Jun 02, 2012 6:23 pm

*dafuq prison break ? y u no let me turn u off ????* >.<
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Re: The TNS Toilet

Postby Jake on Sat Jun 02, 2012 7:01 pm

Emil wrote:
! wrote:Just came across this xD


Christian Right Lobbies To Overturn Second Law Of Thermodynamics


http://www.theonion.com/articles/christ ... aw-of,281/

The Onion... when will people learn?


It made me laugh :(
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Re: The TNS Toilet

Postby Gutter Dreams on Sat Jun 02, 2012 10:22 pm

hey i just met you
and this is crazy
but here's my bath salts
your face is tasty
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Re: The TNS Toilet

Postby Jake on Sat Jun 02, 2012 10:36 pm

Gutter Dreams wrote:hey i just met you
and this is crazy
but here's my bath salts
your face is tasty
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You took my advice, it seems? :O
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Re: The TNS Toilet

Postby Druska on Sun Jun 03, 2012 12:12 am

Just found out one of my best friends might be leaving for the uk next September, he doesn't how long he'll stay there.Bummer
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Re: The TNS Toilet

Postby Jake on Sun Jun 03, 2012 12:18 am

Druska wrote:Just found out one of my best friends might be leaving for the uk next September, he doesn't how long he'll stay there.Bummer

This place is awesome.
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Re: The TNS Toilet

Postby Druska on Sun Jun 03, 2012 12:20 am

! wrote:
Druska wrote:Just found out one of my best friends might be leaving for the uk next September, he doesn't how long he'll stay there.Bummer

This place is awesome.

Yeah I know , but we've been friends since we were only 8, I'm gonna miss him if he ends ups leaving for real.
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Re: The TNS Toilet

Postby Emil on Sun Jun 03, 2012 1:02 am

Fuck it, I'm gonna wish I was dead tomorrow. Or at least asleep. Damn you alcohol.
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