The TNS Toilet

[Gutter Dreams]

I need a job.... Never had a job before. I'm afraid. Mostly about like APPLYING, I can handle it from there.

Applying is the easy part :O

Not for me... WHAT DO I PUT ON MY RESUME?!?!!??!?! Idk how but its two pages long and I probably never did it right. Help me before I cry.

Your skills & hobbies, & the results of any exams taken thus far.

define... skills?
Like I put down my education and like additional courses I did like, my babysitting course my boaters license and this junior achievement and my average in school. Like I'm exceptionally good at math and science, and well school in general. I'm friendly I guess. like WHY IS EVERYTHING SO COMPLICATED. SERIOUSLY.

Yes. Stuff like that is good :)

dstufir4ejksdrfd34weds is it normal to find this as stressful as I'm finding it?

[Jake]

I need a job.... Never had a job before. I'm afraid. Mostly about like APPLYING, I can handle it from there.

Applying is the easy part :O

Not for me... WHAT DO I PUT ON MY RESUME?!?!!??!?! Idk how but its two pages long and I probably never did it right. Help me before I cry.

Your skills & hobbies, & the results of any exams taken thus far.

define... skills?
Like I put down my education and like additional courses I did like, my babysitting course my boaters license and this junior achievement and my average in school. Like I'm exceptionally good at math and science, and well school in general. I'm friendly I guess. like WHY IS EVERYTHING SO COMPLICATED. SERIOUSLY.

Yes. Stuff like that is good :)

dstufir4ejksdrfd34weds is it normal to find this as stressful as I'm finding it?

I dont think so :P

[Gutter Dreams]

I dont think so :P

send help

[Druska]

I dont think so :P

send help

Do it the sapnish way, stay unemployed

My friend wants to play matchmaker with me and one of her friends from college, this ain't gonna be fun

[Gutter Dreams]

I dont think so :P

send help

Do it the sapnish way, stay unemployed

My friend wants to play matchmaker with me and one of her friends from college, this ain't gonna be fun

just werk it.

[Jeremy Kill]

That awkward moment when your younger brother is now able to bench press more than you.

[FuckT41182]

That awkward moment when your younger brother is now able to bench press more than you.

You still are the one with the bitter dick though, aren't you ?

[sumfan4]

I need a job.... Never had a job before. I'm afraid. Mostly about like APPLYING, I can handle it from there.

Is prostitution legal in Canada? You could give that a whirl.

[Jables]

That awkward moment when your younger brother is now able to bench press more than you.

You still are the one with the bitter dick though, aren't you ?

I'm confused as to whether this is a typo or you're saying his dick tastes nasty

[FuckT41182]

That awkward moment when your younger brother is now able to bench press more than you.

You still are the one with the bitter dick though, aren't you ?

I'm confused as to whether this is a typo or you're saying his dick tastes nasty

I meant to write bigger, I usually notice my typos myself, I am probably going to die soon

[Gregorovich]

Just started an online TEFL course. A month from now, I will be a 17-year-old qualified English teacher. :)

[cladam41]

Magnificent! Tomorrow I will be completing my fifteenth miraculous journey around the sun!

[Gutter Dreams]

for once I'm LEGITIMATELY thinking I'm going to fail my upcoming math test. There's not one student, in the ENTIRE grade, who knows what's going on... THAT says something.

[Mitchell]

for once I'm LEGITIMATELY thinking I'm going to fail my upcoming math test. There's not one student, in the ENTIRE grade, who knows what's going on... THAT says something.

Math can go suck a dick

[Emil]

I failed my last math exam, but I passed my physics exam. But who cares?

[FuckT41182]

I would never believe if anybody told me that in 2012 I'm gonna listen to rap on a regular basis, Immortal Technique, Jedi Mind Tricks, Wu Tang Clan, KRS-One, Public Enemy, 2-Pac - these are some lyrical bombs, I like people who hate the system

[Ardi41]

Math can go suck a dick

[Druska]

Hey english speakers could you do think about this text

Although a bill sale from 1215 refers to the mills located in La Torre Balldovina ( Balldovina’s tower), according to Antonio Rigo, Ribé’s Mill wouldn’t be among them because in fact this mill was remade. By the late 17th and early 18th the mill was owned by the Riber family, hence the mill’s name.
For the construction of Ribé’s Mill they took advantage of the natural height to build the usual parts of a mill: the grinding wheels, the cistern and the outflow channel. The height allowed the water to reach enough power to move the wheels.

After its construction the mill keep on working, peasants would bring their wheat for grinding, and by the end of the 17th an early 18th the mill was probably enlarged, which might be related to Catalonia’s agricultural growth at that time.

I know , it's shit but I couldn't do any better, so help me please.
I'm having trouble cos when i translate I try to stick to original structure as much as possible, but the original one has no sense at all or structure, for that matter, hence the problem I'm having with the English version.

[HugoDisasters]

Math can go suck a dick

What happens when you solve something that sucks dick?

Spoiler: show

It sucks your dick.

[sumfan4]

I'm going to see The Used tonight!! Sooo excited!!