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Re: Avril Lavigne

Postby gejmik on Sun Mar 04, 2012 2:21 pm

umm thanks, that's it I guess. :D
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Re: Avril Lavigne

Postby Jeremy Kill on Sun Mar 04, 2012 11:51 pm

Tyler. wrote:Her voice is hawt, and you can tell she would be insane in bed. Anyone that'd turn that down is crazy!!!

"Insane" as in doing weird fetish-y shit or just really horny, 8-positions-in-one-go kind of insane? I imagine she'd have a sexy moaning voice too and nothing like those asian chicks in pornos with that annoying whine.

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Re: Avril Lavigne

Postby Hideo_Kuze on Mon Mar 05, 2012 12:46 am

Deryck watched the video, took a look at his new girlfriend, and watched the video again. And again
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Re: Avril Lavigne

Postby Tyler. on Mon Mar 05, 2012 1:17 am

Jeremy Kill wrote:
Tyler. wrote:Her voice is hawt, and you can tell she would be insane in bed. Anyone that'd turn that down is crazy!!!

"Insane" as in doing weird fetish-y shit or just really horny, 8-positions-in-one-go kind of insane? I imagine she'd have a sexy moaning voice too and nothing like those asian chicks in pornos with that annoying whine.

BRB, off to take a cold shower.


Nah not the fetish shit, you can just tell she'd be horny as fuck and want it every which way. I feel sorry for Deryck having that at one point and knowing he'll never have it again, no wonder he was so depressed.
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Re: Avril Lavigne

Postby Emil on Mon Mar 05, 2012 4:44 pm

Tyler. wrote:
Jeremy Kill wrote:
Tyler. wrote:Her voice is hawt, and you can tell she would be insane in bed. Anyone that'd turn that down is crazy!!!

"Insane" as in doing weird fetish-y shit or just really horny, 8-positions-in-one-go kind of insane? I imagine she'd have a sexy moaning voice too and nothing like those asian chicks in pornos with that annoying whine.

BRB, off to take a cold shower.


Nah not the fetish shit, you can just tell she'd be horny as fuck and want it every which way. I feel sorry for Deryck having that at one point and knowing he'll never have it again, no wonder he was so depressed.

Still banging a girl taller than yourself must be interesting. Short girls are easy to find, tall girls, not so much.
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Re: Avril Lavigne

Postby Jeremy Kill on Mon Mar 05, 2012 7:16 pm

Emil wrote:
Tyler. wrote:
Jeremy Kill wrote:
Tyler. wrote:Her voice is hawt, and you can tell she would be insane in bed. Anyone that'd turn that down is crazy!!!

"Insane" as in doing weird fetish-y shit or just really horny, 8-positions-in-one-go kind of insane? I imagine she'd have a sexy moaning voice too and nothing like those asian chicks in pornos with that annoying whine.

BRB, off to take a cold shower.


Nah not the fetish shit, you can just tell she'd be horny as fuck and want it every which way. I feel sorry for Deryck having that at one point and knowing he'll never have it again, no wonder he was so depressed.

Still banging a girl taller than yourself must be interesting. Short girls are easy to find, tall girls, not so much.

Unless you're Deryck, then I think 60-70% of the women you'll see would be taller than you, haha. I wonder what sex is like for Deryck these days. I mean, at one point his back was in no shape to even play a show or have a guitar slung on it, but does he tough it out to bang his girlfriend? These are the things I think about.
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Re: Avril Lavigne

Postby Emil on Mon Mar 05, 2012 7:45 pm

Jeremy Kill wrote:
Emil wrote:Still banging a girl taller than yourself must be interesting. Short girls are easy to find, tall girls, not so much.
Unless you're Deryck, then I think 60-70% of the women you'll see would be taller than you, haha. I wonder what sex is like for Deryck these days. I mean, at one point his back was in no shape to even play a show or have a guitar slung on it, but does he tough it out to bang his girlfriend? These are the things I think about.

Yeah, i wonder how that works, that's why you want to try it out with a tall girl just to see how it works.
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Re: Avril Lavigne

Postby Druska on Mon Mar 05, 2012 8:07 pm

Emil wrote:
Jeremy Kill wrote:
Emil wrote:Still banging a girl taller than yourself must be interesting. Short girls are easy to find, tall girls, not so much.
Unless you're Deryck, then I think 60-70% of the women you'll see would be taller than you, haha. I wonder what sex is like for Deryck these days. I mean, at one point his back was in no shape to even play a show or have a guitar slung on it, but does he tough it out to bang his girlfriend? These are the things I think about.

Yeah, i wonder how that works, that's why you want to try it out with a tall girl just to see how it works.

pretty much like fucking a taller dude i suppose, wait no nevermind, it's not the same
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Re: Avril Lavigne

Postby Emil on Mon Mar 05, 2012 9:31 pm

Druska wrote:
Emil wrote:
Jeremy Kill wrote:
Emil wrote:Still banging a girl taller than yourself must be interesting. Short girls are easy to find, tall girls, not so much.
Unless you're Deryck, then I think 60-70% of the women you'll see would be taller than you, haha. I wonder what sex is like for Deryck these days. I mean, at one point his back was in no shape to even play a show or have a guitar slung on it, but does he tough it out to bang his girlfriend? These are the things I think about.

Yeah, i wonder how that works, that's why you want to try it out with a tall girl just to see how it works.

pretty much like fucking a taller dude i suppose, wait no nevermind, it's not the same

Well fortunatly for me i have no experience in that area. Nor do i wish to.
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Re: Avril Lavigne

Postby HugoDisasters on Mon Mar 05, 2012 9:35 pm

Let's do the maths :2cool4u:

Taller girl equals more girl mass = more stuff to touch and interact with.
Taller people tends to have more hormones (that's what making them tall) and those hormones may also include hormones that drives the sexual stimulation and overall performance equals extreme orgasms equals intense fuck. Also more of the prettiness hormones. That's why taller people are often more popular than shorter.

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Re: Avril Lavigne

Postby TomiT14 on Mon Mar 05, 2012 10:04 pm

HugoDisasters wrote:Let's do the maths :2cool4u:

Taller girl equals more girl mass = more stuff to touch and interact with.
Taller people tends to have more hormones (that's what making them tall) and those hormones may also include hormones that drives the sexual stimulation and overall performance equals extreme orgasms equals intense fuck. Also more of the prettiness hormones. That's why taller people are often more popular than shorter.


What are you talking about? AND WHY?

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Re: Avril Lavigne

Postby HugoDisasters on Mon Mar 05, 2012 10:26 pm

TomiT14 wrote:
HugoDisasters wrote:Let's do the maths :2cool4u:

Taller girl equals more girl mass = more stuff to touch and interact with.
Taller people tends to have more hormones (that's what making them tall) and those hormones may also include hormones that drives the sexual stimulation and overall performance equals extreme orgasms equals intense fuck. Also more of the prettiness hormones. That's why taller people are often more popular than shorter.


What are you talking about? AND WHY?

Stuff that everybody might not think about. :2cool4u:
You?

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Re: Avril Lavigne

Postby gejmik on Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:39 pm

HugoDisasters wrote:Let's do the maths :2cool4u:

Taller girl equals more girl mass = more stuff to touch and interact with.
Taller people tends to have more hormones (that's what making them tall) and those hormones may also include hormones that drives the sexual stimulation and overall performance equals extreme orgasms equals intense fuck. Also more of the prettiness hormones. That's why taller people are often more popular than shorter.


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Re: Avril Lavigne

Postby Mitchell on Tue Mar 06, 2012 12:06 am

Banging a taller girl is almost inevitable for me..
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Re: Avril Lavigne

Postby TomiT14 on Sat Aug 18, 2012 11:27 am

So, a friend of mine just showed me this link.
http://starcasm.net/archives/167107

Interesting..

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Re: Avril Lavigne

Postby Mitchell on Sat Aug 18, 2012 11:38 am

TomiT14 wrote:So, a friend of mine just showed me this link.
http://starcasm.net/archives/167107

Interesting..

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Re: Avril Lavigne

Postby Tyler. on Sat Aug 18, 2012 11:44 am

Nice

I will now follow Avril news more closely
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Re: Avril Lavigne

Postby HugoDisasters on Sat Aug 18, 2012 2:35 pm

blackhawk1105 wrote:
TomiT14 wrote:So, a friend of mine just showed me this link.
http://starcasm.net/archives/167107

Interesting..

hothothothothothothot

What the fuck...?!
Craziest shit ever lulz.

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Avril Lavigne

Postby Jeremy Kill on Sat Aug 18, 2012 5:59 pm

Please God, if there is a God, let this be true.
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Re: Avril Lavigne

Postby Emil on Sat Aug 18, 2012 6:12 pm

Oh yes, let it be true.
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