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Re: The Bottle Full Of Empty Dreams

Postby sumfan4 on Mon Jan 23, 2012 3:38 am

Man anybody who don't like alcohol is lying!! Man I feel great!! HELLO TNS!! I missed you all while I was in Florida!! Good to be back sippin on (more like chuggin) some beers n some Jose Quervo!
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Re: The Bottle Full Of Empty Dreams

Postby Tyler. on Mon Jan 23, 2012 3:19 pm

hory shit guys im gonna strat sucking dick n skweezing titties i dont even gcare ewhat you guys [think

anyway i hadhhw an r.fight night. i was poonihg with some cool chick a lot but im drfinitelyl too nice to takek advantegae fo her while she's drunk.

yowahts ur faveouriet drnk guys? i must say that scotch and coke ownz everything i ever tasted bvefoer. lik dso damn good dude. i willlllistend to your valid opinions but if u dont say scotch n coke thne fuck u sasholes@QQQQQQ

fuck sum 52 rules my asshole completely. gonnnna listend to all killer no fucking filller then take a goood nap before work yo. fuck this shit i got no motivation its too much og a agervation anywyas bro.
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Re: The Bottle Full Of Empty Dreams

Postby sumfan4 on Mon Jan 23, 2012 7:43 pm

^HA!!
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Re: The Bottle Full Of Empty Dreams

Postby Ardi41 on Mon Jan 23, 2012 8:52 pm

sumfan4 wrote:Man anybody who don't like alcohol is lying!!

not lying at all actually :devious:
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Re: The Bottle Full Of Empty Dreams

Postby MetalMilitant41 on Mon Jan 23, 2012 8:55 pm

Due to alcohol I got arrested on New Years XD
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Re: The Bottle Full Of Empty Dreams

Postby sumfan4 on Tue Jan 24, 2012 2:44 am

Does this thread mean I'm sideways in a spinning room?
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Re: The Bottle Full Of Empty Dreams

Postby Dylan on Tue Jan 24, 2012 3:54 am

Tyler. wrote:hory shit guys im gonna strat sucking dick n skweezing titties i dont even gcare ewhat you guys [think

anyway i hadhhw an r.fight night. i was poonihg with some cool chick a lot but im drfinitelyl too nice to takek advantegae fo her while she's drunk.

yowahts ur faveouriet drnk guys? i must say that scotch and coke ownz everything i ever tasted bvefoer. lik dso damn good dude. i willlllistend to your valid opinions but if u dont say scotch n coke thne fuck u sasholes@QQQQQQ

fuck sum 52 rules my asshole completely. gonnnna listend to all killer no fucking filller then take a goood nap before work yo. fuck this shit i got no motivation its too much og a agervation anywyas bro.



i definitely think that you just won this thread. :lol!:
you have far too much time on your hands

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Re: The Bottle Full Of Empty Dreams

Postby Tyler. on Wed Jan 25, 2012 10:26 am

Wtf lol didn't think my typos were that bad at the time
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Re: The Bottle Full Of Empty Dreams

Postby sumfan4 on Sat Jan 28, 2012 7:18 am

Feeling a nice buzz now, saving the heavy drinking for tomorrow night. I'll be visiting my friend in college woot!
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Re: The Bottle Full Of Empty Dreams

Postby Mitchell on Sat Jan 28, 2012 11:09 am

This thread made me realize that I haven't been drunk in a very long time
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Re: The Bottle Full Of Empty Dreams

Postby Dylan on Sun Jan 29, 2012 9:53 am

I'm not drunk, but I'm a lIttle bit buzzed. With a bunch of other students playing some drinkIng games littler pong, slaps and this custom rage face game. I'll upload a picture of the board latter, it's fycking hilarious! And yes I realize that there is typos but it would be a lot worse without spell check. Good night mofos.


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Re: The Bottle Full Of Empty Dreams

Postby MetalMilitant41 on Sun Jan 29, 2012 10:23 pm

Well last night was amazing, I woke up miles from home with no recollection of how I got there after going out after the show. Still I'll see if I can work some jokes from it.
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Re: The Bottle Full Of Empty Dreams

Postby Jeremy Kill on Mon Jan 30, 2012 4:03 am

blackhawk1105 wrote:This thread made me realize that I haven't been drunk in a very long time

I have realized that I don't come on here even when I do get drunk! Also, the last time I got drunk was like three weeks ago! Whenever the 6th and 7th of this month were.
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Re: The Bottle Full Of Empty Dreams

Postby gejmik on Wed Feb 01, 2012 11:07 pm

Hi, I am Thomas and I haven't been drinking since New Year's Eve. :sosad:
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Re: The Bottle Full Of Empty Dreams

Postby MetalMilitant41 on Thu Feb 02, 2012 1:07 am

Hi, I'm Ed and I haven't been drinking since 12 seconds ago *take sip*....oh wait nevermind XD
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Re: The Bottle Full Of Empty Dreams

Postby Resident Skumfuk on Thu Feb 02, 2012 7:57 am

Jeremy Kill wrote:
blackhawk1105 wrote:This thread made me realize that I haven't been drunk in a very long time

I have realized that I don't come on here even when I do get drunk! Also, the last time I got drunk was like three weeks ago! Whenever the 6th and 7th of this month were.


same! I shall try to make a mental note to visit this thread on Friday or Saturday night.
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Re: The Bottle Full Of Empty Dreams

Postby Resident Skumfuk on Sun Feb 05, 2012 11:40 pm

Soz for double post. I tried to post this last night but it was giving me some error.. i think. idk. but i saved it as an iphone note,just for you guys. so here ya go.


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btw i definitely did not have sex with a carrot.
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Re: The Bottle Full Of Empty Dreams

Postby Boni Boy Blue on Tue Feb 07, 2012 11:16 am

I think you did!
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Re: The Bottle Full Of Empty Dreams

Postby Jeremy Kill on Wed Feb 08, 2012 10:13 pm

Holy shit! Epic, drunken note pad win, man! :smile:

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Re: The Bottle Full Of Empty Dreams

Postby sumfan4 on Thu Feb 09, 2012 4:05 am

TNS!!! I wish I could take you all to Chuck E. Cheeses!!
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