Lmfao. Do read.

Zam · Post by **Zam** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 11:55 pm

I went to an ice cream shop today with my mom and my brother to buy my bro's birthday cake. Ok, so while my mom and my brother were buying the cake I was sat down on one of the tables. I was laying down and a guy I have never seen comes in, pokes my arm and winks at me while pointing towards a few women that are leaving the shop. I was like, "Wtf?" He was about.... 170 cm tall and was fat. He had a very shit beard [looked like if he hadn't shaved for weeks] and really hairy armpits + was wearing a sleeve less shirt. I completely freaked out that very moment but just sat there. He goes to the table right in front and lies down on the bench and keeps on looking at me smiling and winking and pointing outside. At this very point I get so freaked out I go towards my mom. And then my brother decides to wander around the shop and the man watches him and babbles non sense towards him and my brother's like wtf... he comes to me and asks me, "What's he saying to me?" and I respond with "He's crazy, ignore him." We then leave the shop and he decides to leave to. I seriously started to think he was gonna assault us. We road the car to the front gate of my colony/neighborhood and while we passed through the gate I asked the guards not to let him in, that he was very suspicious.

End of story.

[stoked-cow] · Post by **[stoked-cow]** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 12:00 am

that was santa's evil brother called 'vincent'. he's gay. offer him playboy magazines, he's allergic to that shit.

Zam · Post by **Zam** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 12:03 am

[stoked-cow] wrote:that was santa's evil brother called 'vincent'. he's gay. offer him playboy magazines, he's allergic to that shit.

Lol, but seriously, he fucking freaked me out.

Bennett-182 · Post by **Bennett-182** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 12:36 am

Macbeth · Post by **Macbeth** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 2:11 am

It was V.

wiggs1441 · Post by **wiggs1441** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 2:17 am

WTF!!! I HAVE THE SAME STORY EXCEPT IT WAS AT KFC. i was sitting down waiting for some chicken and a fat sweaty man with armpit hair wairing one of those white tanktops comes and starts winking at me and sat with nothing there and wen i left he did. nothing happened though. are u from toronto?

Jon Nolan · Post by **Jon Nolan** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 3:35 am

That description is gross

grandpa · Post by **grandpa** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 5:56 am

lol..that sucks dude

Jessica · Post by **Jessica** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 6:00 am

wowza. that's definately weird. not gonna lie.

now you see how most of us girls feel when ugly looking guys wink/look at us.

Janet · Post by **Janet** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 7:39 am

damn, that's sooo scary.

http://www.last.fm/user/cbar05 · Post by **Bobbyjames** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 2:24 pm

thats sounds creepy man, at least you are all alright

Pull_The_Curtis · Post by **Pull_The_Curtis** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 3:54 pm

i cant believe i just read that crock of shit...no offence, but i was expecting the big eneding...

Mr-David-Blues · Post by **Mr-David-Blues** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 3:59 pm

ewww! Big, hairy, sweaty man

Vani · Post by **Vani** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 4:26 pm

Mr-David-Blues · Post by **Mr-David-Blues** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 7:31 pm

I risk all my dignaty of being intelligent but...
can you get a B'day cake from an ice-cream shop?

)_Vandermeer_( · Post by **)_Vandermeer_(** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 11:32 pm

wow dude. if that were me i wouldve bailed so fast.

Zam · Post by **Zam** » Sat Sep 01, 2007 1:54 am

Mr-David-Blues wrote:I risk all my dignaty of being intelligent but...
can you get a B'day cake from an ice-cream shop?

They sell what we call ice-cream cakes.

Sum-41 Fan Girl · Post by **Sum-41 Fan Girl** » Sat Sep 01, 2007 5:34 am

omfg i would have been so freaked out if some guy did that to me...

Post by **Ken** » Sat Sep 01, 2007 5:38 am

Well, RJ hasn't shaved in awhile...

Zam · Post by **Zam** » Sat Sep 01, 2007 1:06 pm

But, he was much more good looking than RJ.