The Mystery of the Throbbing Member- An Unnecessary Short Story by Jables Jiggawigga
Jethro, the space cowboy floated down gigolo avenue on a warm, snowy August afternoon. He came across an old lady by the name of Fatima, she did not appreciate Jethro coming across her and so called the intergalactic law enforcement alliance. They arrived just as Jethro had finished procrastinating over the average size of the raccoon’s belly button, he saw them landing in their hoverpots and quick as Gary Glitter’s erection he pulled out his quantum pea flicker and fired several radioactive peas at the pursuing authorities. As the flying legumes bounced off the forehead of the grand poopah commander, he issued the order to shoot to violate. The officers took aim at Jethro’s backside with their unnaturally large dildo bazookas, the first few shots missed and hit a jelly wall, the big floppy dildos were lodged into the wall and their main shaft flopped and danced as though it had won a bean flicking competition. As Jethro neared the archway which would allow all the naughty people out of the city of Knobgobblers, he felt a sharp pain in his behind, he had been violated by a 12 inch green Flobobbly 3496 model dildo.
The moral of the story is that you should never come across an old lady without first asking permission, they don’t enjoy it as much as they used to.
