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fuck all this Champions League chit-chat anyway, the real news is that LeBron James is now a minority stakeholder in Liverpool.
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FuckT41182 wrote:
Lars wrote:
FuckT41182 wrote:yeah, seems like RM - Barca in the semi-finals !
Well, that means.. let me see... we're up for 5 Classico's in the next 4 months!
2 semi finals, the finale of the Spanish Cup and the league match, I find myself in the position of missing the location of the fifth match, have I forgotten about something ?
yeah, he said in the next 4 months, that includes the supercopa, which is played by the winner of la liga and the cup's winner
if for example we won the cup too, we would still play against madrid cos they were the finalist
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crazy, won't we get bored of all the games ? XD
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FuckT41182 wrote:crazy, won't we get bored of all the games ? XD
It's actually 6 games.

League game
Cup final
CL first leg
CL second leg
Spanish super cup first leg
Spanish super cup second leg

last year Barça and Sevilla played Super Cup in two legs ( 2-1 for Sevilla in Ramon Peas Juan, then 4-0 for Barça in Camp Nu )

And yes, FuckT, we will get bored of the classicos.

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FuckT41182 wrote:crazy, won't we get bored of all the games ? XD
as long as they're good games, I won't get bored with them!
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Madjid wrote:
FuckT41182 wrote:crazy, won't we get bored of all the games ? XD
It's actually 6 games.

League game
Cup final
CL first leg
CL second leg
Spanish super cup first leg
Spanish super cup second leg

last year Barça and Sevilla played Super Cup in two legs ( 2-1 for Sevilla in Ramon Peas Juan, then 4-0 for Barça in Camp Nu )

And yes, FuckT, we will get bored of the classicos.
my bad, I forgot supecup's second leg
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this is crazy , I wonder how it will all turn out , RM will probably focus only on CL and Spanish Cup, league is lost for them :)
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FuckT41182 wrote:this is crazy , I wonder how it will all turn out , RM will probably focus only on CL and Spanish Cup, league is lost for them :)
guys if I suddendly dissappear from tns during april ,please call the police kay?
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Still Waiting wrote:
FuckT41182 wrote:this is crazy , I wonder how it will all turn out , RM will probably focus only on CL and Spanish Cup, league is lost for them :)
guys if I suddendly dissappear from tns during april ,please call the police kay?
I don't get it , you wanna get drunk if Barca looses or you wanna come and kill me for not caring about who's gonna win ? XD
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Tom:Yea than he starts touching me and i think thats masturbation
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Lars wrote:The dive Torres took was sooo lame.
I'm not so sure if it was meant as a penalty from Torres. He just fell.. He didn't threw his hands up or whatever to get penalty he just stood up and was going to play.. Reaction of other players just made it a "penalty attempt". And his head was good placed.. First class save by Van Der Sar.
But yeah, Torres is cursed so far. He just can't score.
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What a player Neymar is.
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If only you could have a chance to see
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will be interesting to see what European clubs he ends up at. won't be surprised if it's Chelsea.
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He said he wants to go in Chelsea, but it doesn't mean anything.
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I can't understand this stupid commercial ! XDXD
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gejmik wrote:yeah, Crouch can't do tackles..
but woooooow what a play by 10th Schalke!
I laughed so frickin hard at that video. The best thing about it was Crouch steam rolling into Obi and Obi not even moving while Crouch broke himself up on the ground. Stick of a man!
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FuckT41182 wrote:
Still Waiting wrote:
FuckT41182 wrote:this is crazy , I wonder how it will all turn out , RM will probably focus only on CL and Spanish Cup, league is lost for them :)
guys if I suddendly dissappear from tns during april ,please call the police kay?
I don't get it , you wanna get drunk if Barca looses or you wanna come and kill me for not caring about who's gonna win ? XD
if we win i might get killed , if we lose i might kill my roomate lol
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gejmik wrote:He said he wants to go in Chelsea, but it doesn't mean anything.
Chelsea have been after him a while but they can't agree on a fee.He'll move to Europe this summer though.
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FuckT41182 wrote:I can't understand this stupid commercial ! XDXD
that's not a commercial mate, it's just a stupid video
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Still Waiting wrote:
FuckT41182 wrote:
Still Waiting wrote:
FuckT41182 wrote:this is crazy , I wonder how it will all turn out , RM will probably focus only on CL and Spanish Cup, league is lost for them :)
guys if I suddendly dissappear from tns during april ,please call the police kay?
I don't get it , you wanna get drunk if Barca looses or you wanna come and kill me for not caring about who's gonna win ? XD
if we win i might get killed , if we lose i might kill my roomate lol
oh, I thought that quoting me meant some kind of a connection with me ;)
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Still Waiting wrote:
FuckT41182 wrote:I can't understand this stupid commercial ! XDXD
that's not a commercial mate, it's just a stupid video
well, it is Barca's official TV channel, and the end of the video makes me feel like if I was a 13 year old girl, I'd buy Barca's t shirt and I'd officially become a fan :D
This is Mark Allen Hoppus. He likes long walks on the beach. This, this is travis barker. He likes to be read poetry just before sunset. And me, I like to stick small pieces of furniture up my butt.
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