Dirty Little Secrets - ver. 1 (Get to know your TNS family!)

grandpa · Post by **grandpa** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 3:51 pm

I gave my best friend a wet willy
but not with spit...but vagina juice (i'm a dude) (and im not saying i had one, I used my girlfriend, who was right next to me at the time)

:| .....

Zam · Post by **Zam** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 3:56 pm

bobbyjames wrote:
Zam wrote:
bobbyjames wrote:
Zam wrote:
Spiderpig wrote:I once drank milk straight from the carton no Cup or anything. 8)
I always do, I always finish it in one go. ;)

It's like a milk carton shot. Haha.
i like to do that, i prefer doing it with my dads beer though, he loves it.
Nah. Beer sucks. I get Spirit shots with my dad. We usually do a contest to see who can hold more alcohol before fainting, I usually win if I've had nothing alcoholic all day long. Haha.

But the next day sucks...
haha, i don't really like doing shots, im a lightweight, i always end up whiteying somewhere! woop, theres another confession 8)

I once tried to bang my head to death when I was drunk. Haha. Now my mom always stays next to me when we get drunk. Hahaha.

Janet · Post by **Janet** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 4:05 pm

Spiderpig wrote:I once drank milk straight from the carton no Cup or anything. 8)

that's twisted

actually i drank milk from a carton just a few hours ago :D

Zam · Post by **Zam** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 4:07 pm

Confession no. 5: I'm hungover! w00t!

I blame my dad! Haha.

http://www.last.fm/user/cbar05 · Post by **Bobbyjames** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 4:10 pm

Zam wrote:
bobbyjames wrote:
Zam wrote:
bobbyjames wrote:
Zam wrote:
Spiderpig wrote:I once drank milk straight from the carton no Cup or anything. 8)
I always do, I always finish it in one go. ;)

It's like a milk carton shot. Haha.
i like to do that, i prefer doing it with my dads beer though, he loves it.
Nah. Beer sucks. I get Spirit shots with my dad. We usually do a contest to see who can hold more alcohol before fainting, I usually win if I've had nothing alcoholic all day long. Haha.

But the next day sucks...
haha, i don't really like doing shots, im a lightweight, i always end up whiteying somewhere! woop, theres another confession 8)
I once tried to bang my head to death when I was drunk. Haha. Now my mom always stays next to me when we get drunk. Hahaha.

lmfao, you sound violent drunk, i love it!

Zam · Post by **Zam** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 4:14 pm

bobbyjames wrote:
Zam wrote:
bobbyjames wrote:
Zam wrote:
bobbyjames wrote:
Zam wrote:
Spiderpig wrote:I once drank milk straight from the carton no Cup or anything. 8)
I always do, I always finish it in one go. ;)

It's like a milk carton shot. Haha.
i like to do that, i prefer doing it with my dads beer though, he loves it.
Nah. Beer sucks. I get Spirit shots with my dad. We usually do a contest to see who can hold more alcohol before fainting, I usually win if I've had nothing alcoholic all day long. Haha.

But the next day sucks...
haha, i don't really like doing shots, im a lightweight, i always end up whiteying somewhere! woop, theres another confession 8)
I once tried to bang my head to death when I was drunk. Haha. Now my mom always stays next to me when we get drunk. Hahaha.
lmfao, you sound violent drunk, i love it!

Suicidal drunk* ;)

Hahaha. I once tried to chop my finger off.

JESSter · Post by **JESSter** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 4:19 pm

oh i dont wanna talk about my suicidal feelings when im drunk. it could get creepy :D

but i have few times woke up at somewhere and cant find my way home anymore :DD

Zam · Post by **Zam** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 4:37 pm

jude wrote:oh i dont wanna talk about my suicidal feelings when im drunk. it could get creepy :D

but i have few times woke up at somewhere and cant find my way home anymore :DD

That's why you should carry your cellphone around with you.

funkymunky2404 · Post by **funkymunky2404** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 5:24 pm

I spat in my ex-teachers cheese sandwich.

JESSter · Post by **JESSter** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 6:20 pm

Zam wrote:
jude wrote:oh i dont wanna talk about my suicidal feelings when im drunk. it could get creepy :D

but i have few times woke up at somewhere and cant find my way home anymore :DD
That's why you should carry your cellphone around with you.

oh i do

but i lost it almost everytime (or someone steals it)

Phili · Post by **Phili** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 6:34 pm

grandpa wrote:I gave my best friend a wet willy
but not with spit...but vagina juice (i'm a dude) (and im not saying i had one, I used my girlfriend, who was right next to me at the time)

:| .....

...EW!

http://www.last.fm/user/cbar05 · Post by **Bobbyjames** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 9:07 pm

Zam wrote:
bobbyjames wrote:
Zam wrote:
bobbyjames wrote:
Zam wrote:
bobbyjames wrote:
Zam wrote:
Spiderpig wrote:I once drank milk straight from the carton no Cup or anything. 8)
I always do, I always finish it in one go. ;)

It's like a milk carton shot. Haha.
i like to do that, i prefer doing it with my dads beer though, he loves it.
Nah. Beer sucks. I get Spirit shots with my dad. We usually do a contest to see who can hold more alcohol before fainting, I usually win if I've had nothing alcoholic all day long. Haha.

But the next day sucks...
haha, i don't really like doing shots, im a lightweight, i always end up whiteying somewhere! woop, theres another confession 8)
I once tried to bang my head to death when I was drunk. Haha. Now my mom always stays next to me when we get drunk. Hahaha.
lmfao, you sound violent drunk, i love it!
Suicidal drunk* ;)

Hahaha. I once tried to chop my finger off.

hahaha, you would of woken up with more than a headache the next morning!

Zam · Post by **Zam** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 9:10 pm

bobbyjames wrote:
Zam wrote:
bobbyjames wrote:
Zam wrote:
bobbyjames wrote:
Zam wrote:
bobbyjames wrote:
Zam wrote:
Spiderpig wrote:I once drank milk straight from the carton no Cup or anything. 8)
I always do, I always finish it in one go. ;)

It's like a milk carton shot. Haha.
i like to do that, i prefer doing it with my dads beer though, he loves it.
Nah. Beer sucks. I get Spirit shots with my dad. We usually do a contest to see who can hold more alcohol before fainting, I usually win if I've had nothing alcoholic all day long. Haha.

But the next day sucks...
haha, i don't really like doing shots, im a lightweight, i always end up whiteying somewhere! woop, theres another confession 8)
I once tried to bang my head to death when I was drunk. Haha. Now my mom always stays next to me when we get drunk. Hahaha.
lmfao, you sound violent drunk, i love it!
Suicidal drunk* ;)

Hahaha. I once tried to chop my finger off.
hahaha, you would of woken up with more than a headache the next morning!

Nah, chopping your finger off doesn't hurt.... Or does it? *Stands with a knife pointing towards index finger*

http://www.last.fm/user/cbar05 · Post by **Bobbyjames** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 9:15 pm

Zam wrote:
bobbyjames wrote:
Zam wrote:
bobbyjames wrote:
Zam wrote:
bobbyjames wrote:
Zam wrote:
bobbyjames wrote:
Zam wrote:
Spiderpig wrote:I once drank milk straight from the carton no Cup or anything. 8)
I always do, I always finish it in one go. ;)

It's like a milk carton shot. Haha.
i like to do that, i prefer doing it with my dads beer though, he loves it.
Nah. Beer sucks. I get Spirit shots with my dad. We usually do a contest to see who can hold more alcohol before fainting, I usually win if I've had nothing alcoholic all day long. Haha.

But the next day sucks...
haha, i don't really like doing shots, im a lightweight, i always end up whiteying somewhere! woop, theres another confession 8)
I once tried to bang my head to death when I was drunk. Haha. Now my mom always stays next to me when we get drunk. Hahaha.
lmfao, you sound violent drunk, i love it!
Suicidal drunk* ;)

Hahaha. I once tried to chop my finger off.
hahaha, you would of woken up with more than a headache the next morning!
Nah, chopping your finger off doesn't hurt.... Or does it? *Stands with a knife pointing towards index finger*

do it, i darez ya!

Zam · Post by **Zam** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 9:18 pm

bobbyjames wrote:
Zam wrote:
bobbyjames wrote:
Zam wrote:
bobbyjames wrote:
Zam wrote:
bobbyjames wrote:
Zam wrote:
bobbyjames wrote:
Zam wrote:I always do, I always finish it in one go. ;)

It's like a milk carton shot. Haha.
i like to do that, i prefer doing it with my dads beer though, he loves it.
Nah. Beer sucks. I get Spirit shots with my dad. We usually do a contest to see who can hold more alcohol before fainting, I usually win if I've had nothing alcoholic all day long. Haha.

But the next day sucks...
haha, i don't really like doing shots, im a lightweight, i always end up whiteying somewhere! woop, theres another confession 8)
I once tried to bang my head to death when I was drunk. Haha. Now my mom always stays next to me when we get drunk. Hahaha.
lmfao, you sound violent drunk, i love it!
Suicidal drunk* ;)

Hahaha. I once tried to chop my finger off.
hahaha, you would of woken up with more than a headache the next morning!
Nah, chopping your finger off doesn't hurt.... Or does it? *Stands with a knife pointing towards index finger*
do it, i darez ya!

*Chops finger off* *Doesn't bleed* Nah... It didnt hurt.

Janet · Post by **Janet** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 9:20 pm

bobbyjames wrote:
Zam wrote:
bobbyjames wrote:
Zam wrote:
bobbyjames wrote:
Zam wrote:
bobbyjames wrote:
Zam wrote:
bobbyjames wrote:
Zam wrote:I always do, I always finish it in one go. ;)

It's like a milk carton shot. Haha.
i like to do that, i prefer doing it with my dads beer though, he loves it.
Nah. Beer sucks. I get Spirit shots with my dad. We usually do a contest to see who can hold more alcohol before fainting, I usually win if I've had nothing alcoholic all day long. Haha.

But the next day sucks...
haha, i don't really like doing shots, im a lightweight, i always end up whiteying somewhere! woop, theres another confession 8)
I once tried to bang my head to death when I was drunk. Haha. Now my mom always stays next to me when we get drunk. Hahaha.
lmfao, you sound violent drunk, i love it!
Suicidal drunk* ;)

Hahaha. I once tried to chop my finger off.
hahaha, you would of woken up with more than a headache the next morning!
Nah, chopping your finger off doesn't hurt.... Or does it? *Stands with a knife pointing towards index finger*
do it, i darez ya!

No! how the hell is he going to type then??

Ian · Post by **Ian** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 9:31 pm

i once pissed on my first computer...then went n fell aslepp in bath...an another time i pissed on my mum from top of stairs :) i was sleepwalking :P

Zam · Post by **Zam** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 9:36 pm

Ian wrote:i once pissed on my first computer...then went n fell aslepp in bath...an another time i pissed on my mum from top of stairs :) i was sleepwalking :P

I once took a crap in my wardrobe. Sleep walking. Haha.

http://www.last.fm/user/cbar05 · Post by **Bobbyjames** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 9:38 pm

Zam wrote:
bobbyjames wrote:
Zam wrote:
bobbyjames wrote:
Zam wrote:
bobbyjames wrote:
Zam wrote:
bobbyjames wrote:
Zam wrote:
bobbyjames wrote: i like to do that, i prefer doing it with my dads beer though, he loves it.
Nah. Beer sucks. I get Spirit shots with my dad. We usually do a contest to see who can hold more alcohol before fainting, I usually win if I've had nothing alcoholic all day long. Haha.

But the next day sucks...
haha, i don't really like doing shots, im a lightweight, i always end up whiteying somewhere! woop, theres another confession 8)
I once tried to bang my head to death when I was drunk. Haha. Now my mom always stays next to me when we get drunk. Hahaha.
lmfao, you sound violent drunk, i love it!
Suicidal drunk* ;)

Hahaha. I once tried to chop my finger off.
hahaha, you would of woken up with more than a headache the next morning!
Nah, chopping your finger off doesn't hurt.... Or does it? *Stands with a knife pointing towards index finger*
do it, i darez ya!
*Chops finger off* *Doesn't bleed* Nah... It didnt hurt.

dam, i want you to feel pain now! lol

Janet · Post by **Janet** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 9:51 pm

Ian wrote:i once pissed on my first computer...then went n fell aslepp in bath...an another time i pissed on my mum from top of stairs :) i was sleepwalking :P

i sleeptalk. I've had some pretty interesting conversations, ofcourse, i don't remember nothing. i've laughed too.
I once sleepwalked too, i went to the livingroom and asked my father about 4 times what time it is. Then he sayd "GO TO SLEEP!!" then i went back to sleep. At least that's what my father sayd. And my brother...