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Kyle Kelly Jay

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I played 360 with the Fan of Sum
But he just wanted to stick his penis in my bum
He raped at Cod4 but I was better
He said his other boyfriend's ass hole was wetter

Got a PS3 and now I play with KKJ
Kelly pwns, Jay sucks and Kyle's gay
He sings shitty songs that I can't stand
I always wonder why he talks about sex with a man

OHHHHHHHHH
Kyle Kelly Jay come play with me
Instakill, Double points on Zombies
Team Deathmatch, I got cute pups
Headquarters, Kyle get's more points because he has better luck

Kyle never answers me on MSN
Kelly's always studying, or listen to his black men
Jay plays guitar all day long
Charley needs a PS3, so I can pwn his bum

OHHHHHHHHH
Kyle Kelly Jay come play with me
Instakill, Double points on Zombies
Team Deathmatch, I got cute pups
Headquarters, Kyle get's more points because he has better luck
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sony and microsoft gonna pay you a lot if you release this song....:wordyo:
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ahahahahah

kyle has better luck :2cool4u:

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By "Kelly listens to black men"
I mean "Kelly listens to niggas' talkin' fast over shitty beats"
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tudge wrote:By "Kelly listens to black men"
I mean "Kelly listens to niggas' talkin' fast over shitty beats"
True story.
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tudge wrote:By "Kelly listens to black men"
I mean "Kelly listens to niggas' talkin' fast over shitty beats"
As an black person myself, i want this fucker bant.

Edit: i've just realised that you flamed Kyle in your song.
/Forgiven.

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madjid wrote:
tudge wrote:By "Kelly listens to black men"
I mean "Kelly listens to niggas' talkin' fast over shitty beats"
As an black person myself, i want this fucker bant.

Edit: i've just realised that you flamed Kyle in your song.
/Forgiven.

/not black.
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you weren't better than me, we were basically the same.
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Image of The Invisible wrote:you weren't better than me, we were basically the same.
Pfff. Pfff.

You were better than me :devious:
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btw. Charley has a ps3... he just refuses to buy codwaw for it.

Also, I get more points in HQ because I'm better at codwaw than you are. Get the headquarters. You get extra points that way. Get some kills sometime. It helps.

Also, the reason this song is COMPLETELY inaccurate is because you mention something about getting pups. You've never gotten a 7 kill streak in your life. I'm not even sure you've called in artillery yet.
And I know I said I needed space,

but I know I can't be comfortable in my own skin.

So when I say I'm scared to be alone, you know I mean it,

I'm just not ready to leave my room.

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Do you want to fucking fight?
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