The awkward hello...

If you're new, introduce yourself here. Please read the rules before posting.
sir_dandan
Billy Spleen
Posts: 265
Joined: Wed Mar 09, 2011 11:03 pm
First name: Dan
Age: 23
Gender:
Location: London, UK.

The awkward hello...

Post by sir_dandan »

Normally, when I meet people in real life, my introductions consist of an awkward hello followed by a highly inappropriate comment that causes more tension than it resolves.

So, staying true to form...

Hi, my name is Dan and I’m a british wanna-be screenwriter. Screenwriting is an awesome occupation but working from home does lead to an unnatural amount of masturbation...

...

Anywho...
I’m a long time lurker of these boards and decided with a new album on the way I’d finally sign up, can’t predict how much I will or won’t post, but thought I would say hi anyway.
Image
User avatar
gejmik
Chuck
Posts: 2090
Joined: Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:12 pm
First name: Tomas
Age: 26
Gender:
PSN ID: GameEsCZ
Instrument 1: guitar
Last.fm Username: GameEs
Twitter: gamees41
Location: Czech Republic

Re: The awkward hello...

Post by gejmik »

Hi, welcome to TNS!
User avatar
Mitchell
Staff Fluffer
Posts: 4964
Joined: Sun Apr 18, 2010 11:46 am
First name: Mitchell
Age: 24
Gender:
n00b: MetalMilitant41
PSN ID: blackhawk1105
Instrument 1: Guitar
Twitter: @MitchellK41
Location: The Netherlands

Re: The awkward hello...

Post by Mitchell »

Awesome introduction!
Welcome to TNS!
User avatar
FuckT41182
Resident Skumfuk
Posts: 5234
Joined: Fri Aug 14, 2009 3:34 pm
First name: Jacob(Jism)
Age: 20
Gender:
n00b: my dick
Location: Slovakia
Contact:

Re: The awkward hello...

Post by FuckT41182 »

Welcome ! when somebody is introducted to me,I never listen to his name XD we just shake hands and after a few minutes I don't know his name XD
This is Mark Allen Hoppus. He likes long walks on the beach. This, this is travis barker. He likes to be read poetry just before sunset. And me, I like to stick small pieces of furniture up my butt.
Image
I spy on my dad while he is taking a shower just like everyone else
Mark: Sometimes when I talk in 3rd person i end up calling tom mark
Tom:Yea than he starts touching me and i think thats masturbation
Some people think were idiots or perverts dont argue were both.
"i think we're gonna be one of those bands thats around forever and even makes records, even if noones buying them and using them for toilet paper...but we'll still make them because we'll be the best fuckin toilet paper anyones ever used...." - Tom Delonge
User avatar
bizzyd53
Billy Spleen
Posts: 276
Joined: Sat Jun 07, 2008 4:49 am
First name: David
Age: 19
Gender:
Instrument 1: Guitar
Instrument 2: Bass
Instrument 3: Piano

Re: The awkward hello...

Post by bizzyd53 »

Welcome to TNS!

When I meet someone and it gets awkward, I leave midway through sentence. You should try it.
Baby, if you give me the world...I'll burn it right down.



Click to view the fullsize image.http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_hTMVuV45EB4/T ... -Three.jpg[/imgwidth]
User avatar
Gutter Dreams
Moderator
Posts: 3141
Joined: Tue Sep 01, 2009 1:48 pm
First name: Sarah
Age: 19
Gender:
PSN ID: SarahFTL
Instrument 1: Guitar
Twitter: sarrrwhite
Location: Canada(!)

Re: The awkward hello...

Post by Gutter Dreams »

nice bum where ya from?
see, this isn't so awkward.
User avatar
gejmik
Chuck
Posts: 2090
Joined: Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:12 pm
First name: Tomas
Age: 26
Gender:
PSN ID: GameEsCZ
Instrument 1: guitar
Last.fm Username: GameEs
Twitter: gamees41
Location: Czech Republic

Re: The awkward hello...

Post by gejmik »

FuckT41182 wrote:Welcome ! when somebody is introducted to me,I never listen to his name XD we just shake hands and after a few minutes I don't know his name XD
yeah, I totally know that, then when I meet that person after a few minutes I'm thinking pretty long time "what the fuck was his/her name?!" with no answer from my brain.
User avatar
FuckT41182
Resident Skumfuk
Posts: 5234
Joined: Fri Aug 14, 2009 3:34 pm
First name: Jacob(Jism)
Age: 20
Gender:
n00b: my dick
Location: Slovakia
Contact:

Re: The awkward hello...

Post by FuckT41182 »

gejmik wrote:
FuckT41182 wrote:Welcome ! when somebody is introducted to me,I never listen to his name XD we just shake hands and after a few minutes I don't know his name XD
yeah, I totally know that, then when I meet that person after a few minutes I'm thinking pretty long time "what the fuck was his/her name?!" with no answer from my brain.
yeah,that happens to everyone and everytime ...one night I called one girl 5 different names and I just never got the right one XD
This is Mark Allen Hoppus. He likes long walks on the beach. This, this is travis barker. He likes to be read poetry just before sunset. And me, I like to stick small pieces of furniture up my butt.
Image
I spy on my dad while he is taking a shower just like everyone else
Mark: Sometimes when I talk in 3rd person i end up calling tom mark
Tom:Yea than he starts touching me and i think thats masturbation
Some people think were idiots or perverts dont argue were both.
"i think we're gonna be one of those bands thats around forever and even makes records, even if noones buying them and using them for toilet paper...but we'll still make them because we'll be the best fuckin toilet paper anyones ever used...." - Tom Delonge
sir_dandan
Billy Spleen
Posts: 265
Joined: Wed Mar 09, 2011 11:03 pm
First name: Dan
Age: 23
Gender:
Location: London, UK.

Re: The awkward hello...

Post by sir_dandan »

Thanks for all the welcomes.

I'm terrible with names too, just do what I do and just pretend it's because they are forgettable rather than admitting that you are forgetful.
Image
SickofEveryone
Chuck
Posts: 2224
Joined: Wed Feb 16, 2011 11:02 pm
First name: Al
Age: 17
Gender:
n00b: Myself
Instrument 1: Guitar
Instrument 2: Drums and Harmonica
Instrument 3: Bass and Piano
Location: USA

Re: The awkward hello...

Post by SickofEveryone »

Welcome!! :2cool4u:
Image
User avatar
Jeremy Kill
Moderator
Posts: 12879
Joined: Wed May 30, 2007 11:57 pm
Gender:

The awkward hello...

Post by Jeremy Kill »

Welcome to TNS! I'm glad you finally decided to join! I'm sure you already know Bobbyjames/Ari Gold... Self-proclaimed forum cock nosher?


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
User avatar
wiggs1441
Underclass Hero
Posts: 3164
Joined: Sat Aug 18, 2007 12:58 am
First name: Sagiv
Age: 0
n00b: BrandonCorey, Kyle
Location: Toronto, Ontario

Re: The awkward hello...

Post by wiggs1441 »

Welcome!
tomhoppus is my Master!
NoReason27 is my Grand-master!
BrandonCorey is my N00B!
Sum-42 is my Grand N00B!

Image
User avatar
sum54184
Bunkface
Posts: 238
Joined: Tue Dec 09, 2008 10:36 am
First name: Hisham
Age: 19
Gender:
Instrument 1: guitar
Location: Canada

Re: The awkward hello...

Post by sum54184 »

Welcome dude !
It just a sad song
Dylan
Resident Skumfuk
Posts: 6786
Joined: Tue Aug 14, 2007 10:44 pm
First name: Dylan
Age: 20
Gender:
AKA: NoReason27, 2712
360 Gamer Tag: Watchmaker2112
Instrument 1: Bass+Guitar
Instrument 2: Engineer+Production
Twitter: @dylanb_27

Re: The awkward hello...

Post by Dylan »

sir_dandan wrote: Hi, my name is Dan and I’m a british wanna-be screenwriter. Screenwriting is an awesome occupation but working from home does lead to an unnatural amount of masturbation...
Bravo, best intro ever.
you have far too much time on your hands

"The missing part of me that grows around me like a cage..."
Image

Follow me on Twitter!
User avatar
lisaNL
Chuck
Posts: 2185
Joined: Sat Jul 10, 2010 11:25 am
First name: Lisa
Age: 17
Gender:
Instrument 1: guitar
Instrument 2: the remote control
Last.fm Username: lisaNL
Location: Holland

Re: The awkward hello...

Post by lisaNL »

Welcome! :)
Bobbyjames
Cocknosher
Posts: 11915
Joined: Tue Jul 10, 2007 9:09 pm
First name: Daniel
Age: 24
Gender:
n00b: Janet Vaher
PSN ID: bobbyjames69
Last.fm Username: cbar05
Twitter: @Daniel_Bartlett
Location: UK
Contact:

Re: The awkward hello...

Post by Bobbyjames »

hello!!!
User avatar
Anneliesx
Bunkface
Posts: 136
Joined: Sun Apr 11, 2010 2:14 pm
First name: Annelies
Age: 15
Gender:

Re: The awkward hello...

Post by Anneliesx »

Welcome
User avatar
Resident Skumfuk
All Killer No Filler
Posts: 1571
Joined: Fri Jul 09, 2010 11:22 pm
Age: 19
Gender:
Instrument 1: guitar
Location: US

Re: The awkward hello...

Post by Resident Skumfuk »

Welcome good sir
Image
User avatar
dbauer91
Billy Spleen
Posts: 339
Joined: Mon Oct 18, 2010 2:52 am
Age: 20
Gender:
Instrument 1: guitar
Instrument 2: drums
Instrument 3: keyboard

Re: The awkward hello...

Post by dbauer91 »

bizzyd53 wrote:Welcome to TNS!

When I meet someone and it gets awkward, I leave midway through sentence. You should try it.
very off-topic, but HOW'S THE HEAT's BIG 3 WORKING OUT FOR YOU :3 just thought i'd rub it in.
Shelley41
Does This Look Infected?
Posts: 1871
Joined: Sat Oct 17, 2009 11:11 pm
First name: Shelley
Age: 19
Gender:
Last.fm Username: outstander
Location: Holland

Re: The awkward hello...

Post by Shelley41 »

hellllllooooooooooo and weeeeeeelcooooooooome

I always talk like that with new people. I have SO many friends.
Image

SARAH IS MY WIFE. DEAL WITH IT.
http://therearetoomanyurlstaken.tumblr.com/
Post Reply