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Re: The TNS Toilet

Postby Mitchell on Thu May 24, 2012 8:46 pm

Got AIDs from a Chinese transsexual... FML
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Re: The TNS Toilet

Postby Ardi41 on Thu May 24, 2012 8:48 pm

Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:
lisaNL wrote:Eurovision is tonight. Our entry is shit. Last year Denmark was the only good one but ofcourse they didn't win. I'm not even gonna watch this year, never again.

I sometimes watch it just to feel better about my own existence, then I realise that I'm spending my time watching eurovision and instantly feel worthless :hehe: The only thing that makes it worthwhile is Graham Norton taking the piss out of them in his usual hilarious manner

graham norton is presenting eurovision in th uk ?!! :(( damn 1 more reason to live there !!!!
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Re: The TNS Toilet

Postby Tyler. on Fri May 25, 2012 4:11 am

Woke up to 2 new songs from my favourite bands and 2 music videos. Definitely soothing the hangover.
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Re: The TNS Toilet

Postby Bobbyjames on Fri May 25, 2012 9:12 am

Gutter Dreams wrote:
Bobbyjames wrote:She can't get rid of him. She's pregnant.

Don't worry I'll name it after you


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Re: The TNS Toilet

Postby Druska on Fri May 25, 2012 12:25 pm

My friend calls me nazi just cos I "hate" those wannabe gangstas and rastas she happens to find so damn sexy,lol she obviously doesn't know my parents or my grandma
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Re: The TNS Toilet

Postby Jables on Fri May 25, 2012 1:56 pm

Druska wrote:My friend calls me nazi just cos I "hate" those wannabe gangstas and rastas she happens to find so damn sexy,lol she obviously doesn't know my parents or my grandma

Your Grandma is a gangsta?
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Re: The TNS Toilet

Postby Druska on Fri May 25, 2012 6:35 pm

Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:
Druska wrote:My friend calls me nazi just cos I "hate" those wannabe gangstas and rastas she happens to find so damn sexy,lol she obviously doesn't know my parents or my grandma

Your Grandma is a gangsta?

Nah she's just an old lady who happens to be one of the most racist persons I know
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Re: The TNS Toilet

Postby Jeremy Kill on Fri May 25, 2012 11:05 pm

I'm bored! Drinking coffee and listening to my own songs that I wrote. Being a loser.
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Re: The TNS Toilet

Postby Jables on Fri May 25, 2012 11:13 pm

Played with two bands tonight, one was awesome, the other... Not so :suicide: They were willing us to stop it was so bad, but then I regained some credibility with the other band :2cool4u:
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Re: The TNS Toilet

Postby sumfan4 on Fri May 25, 2012 11:31 pm

I almost forgot this was originally the "Twitter Thread" #NameChange #Funny #AmIPissingYouOffWithTheseHashtags? #ItsATwitterThreadSoDealWithIt #IDoWhatIWant #Rebel
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Re: The TNS Toilet

Postby Gutter Dreams on Sat May 26, 2012 2:57 am

oh hay guys. yawn.


Bobbyjames wrote:
Gutter Dreams wrote:
Bobbyjames wrote:She can't get rid of him. She's pregnant.

Don't worry I'll name it after you


:happy:

seriously
even if its a girl
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Re: The TNS Toilet

Postby Gregorovich on Sat May 26, 2012 8:49 am

Well, good job on the new TNS mobile, but is it only compatible with iOS 5.1.1? Because it appears to be a little screwed up for me.
No doors, or windows, no floor, no walls. Just empty space, where the walls and door and windows and floor should be, and empty space beyond that. Not a white empty space, like you’re imagining now. Nor a black empty space. A colourless, shadeless empty space. A concept quite hard for the human mind to grasp.
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Re: The TNS Toilet

Postby Jake on Sat May 26, 2012 9:40 am

Gregorovich wrote:Well, good job on the new TNS mobile, but is it only compatible with iOS 5.1.1? Because it appears to be a little screwed up for me.


Errrm. It seems so. I have no way of testing anything else at the moment. Both my iPhone and iPad are on 5.1.1 :/

Perhaps try clearing Safari's browsing data.

Also please try in Opera Mini browser. Free from the app store.

And for the 100000000000th time. Define screwed up? :P
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Re: The TNS Toilet

Postby Druska on Sat May 26, 2012 10:45 am

Gutter Dreams wrote:oh hay guys. yawn.


Bobbyjames wrote:
Gutter Dreams wrote:
Bobbyjames wrote:She can't get rid of him. She's pregnant.

Don't worry I'll name it after you


:happy:

seriously
even if its a girl

you can always call her daniela
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Re: The TNS Toilet

Postby Mitchell on Sat May 26, 2012 5:04 pm

Linkin Park is playing within hearing distance from my house tonight..
I might even go sit on the hill next to the festival.
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Re: The TNS Toilet

Postby FuckT41182 on Sat May 26, 2012 5:51 pm

Andrea, you should understand this shit.
This is Mark Allen Hoppus. He likes long walks on the beach. This, this is travis barker. He likes to be read poetry just before sunset. And me, I like to stick small pieces of furniture up my butt.
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Re: The TNS Toilet

Postby Gregorovich on Sat May 26, 2012 5:58 pm

! wrote:
Gregorovich wrote:Well, good job on the new TNS mobile, but is it only compatible with iOS 5.1.1? Because it appears to be a little screwed up for me.


Errrm. It seems so. I have no way of testing anything else at the moment. Both my iPhone and iPad are on 5.1.1 :/

Perhaps try clearing Safari's browsing data.

Also please try in Opera Mini browser. Free from the app store.

And for the 100000000000th time. Define screwed up? :P

Every time I open New Posts I get some weird screen with random numbers/letters, and when I try to load a thread I just get a blank screen with the little loading symbol in the middle.I just can't download 5.1.1 or Opera at the moment because I don't have access to WiFi and have avery limited data allowance.

Edit: I get the same error every time I click a link on one of the drop-down menus at the top (So I can't even log in now ^^) It's just a blank page with some kind of script that starts: "(.append(e);return function(a){if(!(a in b)){var
No doors, or windows, no floor, no walls. Just empty space, where the walls and door and windows and floor should be, and empty space beyond that. Not a white empty space, like you’re imagining now. Nor a black empty space. A colourless, shadeless empty space. A concept quite hard for the human mind to grasp.
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Re: The TNS Toilet

Postby Druska on Sat May 26, 2012 6:30 pm

FuckT41182 wrote:Andrea, you should understand this shit.

Oh god one of the things I hate most, Spanglish
I feel sorry for those who speak that atrocity
Not abad song though
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Re: The TNS Toilet

Postby Gutter Dreams on Sat May 26, 2012 8:01 pm

Druska wrote:
Gutter Dreams wrote:oh hay guys. yawn.


Bobbyjames wrote:
Gutter Dreams wrote:
Bobbyjames wrote:She can't get rid of him. She's pregnant.

Don't worry I'll name it after you


:happy:

seriously
even if its a girl

you can always call her daniela

I'll keep that in mind. what about middle name?
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Re: The TNS Toilet

Postby Druska on Sat May 26, 2012 9:03 pm

Gutter Dreams wrote:
Druska wrote:
Gutter Dreams wrote:oh hay guys. yawn.


Bobbyjames wrote:
Gutter Dreams wrote:
Bobbyjames wrote:She can't get rid of him. She's pregnant.

Don't worry I'll name it after you


:happy:

seriously
even if its a girl

you can always call her daniela

I'll keep that in mind. what about middle name?

Never really liked/understood the whole middle name thing, it's not really common in catalonia though we've two surnames cos woman keep their maiden name, cultural differences ftw
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