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Ardi41 wrote:Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:SickofEveryone wrote:Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:sumfan4 wrote:We all have that one friend who will never get laid...
I am that friend...
I am prob too.
It's confusing for me, cos nearly all the girls I know say that I am everything a girl looks for and they can't understand why I'm all on my ownsome, yet no-one will actually do anything about itA couple of my friends say they're going to take me into Cardiff to find a girlfriend, they plan to do this by lifting up my shirt to girls as we walk past (they were actually serious). Now I'm no expert, but this 'master plan' seems slightly flawed
i studied this ... your syndroms are telling me that you have a painful diseas called "Friendzonitis" ... once you have it , it's almost impossible to get healed ... I'm sorry mate ...



SickofEveryone wrote:Ardi41 wrote:Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:SickofEveryone wrote:Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:sumfan4 wrote:We all have that one friend who will never get laid...
I am that friend...
I am prob too.
It's confusing for me, cos nearly all the girls I know say that I am everything a girl looks for and they can't understand why I'm all on my ownsome, yet no-one will actually do anything about itA couple of my friends say they're going to take me into Cardiff to find a girlfriend, they plan to do this by lifting up my shirt to girls as we walk past (they were actually serious). Now I'm no expert, but this 'master plan' seems slightly flawed
i studied this ... your syndroms are telling me that you have a painful diseas called "Friendzonitis" ... once you have it , it's almost impossible to get healed ... I'm sorry mate ...
Doomed for life!
Oh well, hopefully my fancy dress costume for my friend's party will make girls want my body. I went as The Cereal Killer for Children In Need, now I'm dressing up as the pope and will be carrying a knife/cleaver and proclaiming myself to be the distant cousin of The Cereal Killer, for I shall be... The Mass Murderer!
Oh I'm so wonderfully witty

Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:SickofEveryone wrote:Ardi41 wrote:Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:SickofEveryone wrote:Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:sumfan4 wrote:We all have that one friend who will never get laid...
I am that friend...
I am prob too.
It's confusing for me, cos nearly all the girls I know say that I am everything a girl looks for and they can't understand why I'm all on my ownsome, yet no-one will actually do anything about itA couple of my friends say they're going to take me into Cardiff to find a girlfriend, they plan to do this by lifting up my shirt to girls as we walk past (they were actually serious). Now I'm no expert, but this 'master plan' seems slightly flawed
i studied this ... your syndroms are telling me that you have a painful diseas called "Friendzonitis" ... once you have it , it's almost impossible to get healed ... I'm sorry mate ...
Doomed for life!
Ah joys![]()
Oh well, hopefully my fancy dress costume for my friend's party will make girls want my body. I went as The Cereal Killer for Children In Need, now I'm dressing up as the pope and will be carrying a knife/cleaver and proclaiming myself to be the distant cousin of The Cereal Killer, for I shall be... The Mass Murderer!
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Oh I'm so wonderfully witty
Gutter Dreams wrote:My fridge is broke... my life is falling apart.


HugoDisasters wrote:Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:SickofEveryone wrote:Ardi41 wrote:Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:SickofEveryone wrote:Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:sumfan4 wrote:We all have that one friend who will never get laid...
I am that friend...
I am prob too.
It's confusing for me, cos nearly all the girls I know say that I am everything a girl looks for and they can't understand why I'm all on my ownsome, yet no-one will actually do anything about itA couple of my friends say they're going to take me into Cardiff to find a girlfriend, they plan to do this by lifting up my shirt to girls as we walk past (they were actually serious). Now I'm no expert, but this 'master plan' seems slightly flawed
i studied this ... your syndroms are telling me that you have a painful diseas called "Friendzonitis" ... once you have it , it's almost impossible to get healed ... I'm sorry mate ...
Doomed for life!
Ah joys![]()
Oh well, hopefully my fancy dress costume for my friend's party will make girls want my body. I went as The Cereal Killer for Children In Need, now I'm dressing up as the pope and will be carrying a knife/cleaver and proclaiming myself to be the distant cousin of The Cereal Killer, for I shall be... The Mass Murderer!
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Oh I'm so wonderfully witty
You sound like such a librarian!
I've always wanted to say that


Gutter Dreams wrote:My fridge is broke... my life is falling apart.


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SickofEveryone wrote:Rain!!
I wrote a new song today, I think it sounds really good. Shame I cant record it.



Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:SickofEveryone wrote:Rain!!
I wrote a new song today, I think it sounds really good. Shame I cant record it.
Why not? I thought you have a camera (an assumption made on the basis that I have watched a few of your guitar videos)
But the main reason is that my parents wouldn't allow me to. 


SickofEveryone wrote:Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:SickofEveryone wrote:Rain!!
I wrote a new song today, I think it sounds really good. Shame I cant record it.
Why not? I thought you have a camera (an assumption made on the basis that I have watched a few of your guitar videos)
That wouldn't work too good, because I wouldn't be able to add bass, drums piano and guitar in one track. and that thing records shitty lolBut the main reason is that my parents wouldn't allow me to.


Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:SickofEveryone wrote:Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:SickofEveryone wrote:Rain!!
I wrote a new song today, I think it sounds really good. Shame I cant record it.
Why not? I thought you have a camera (an assumption made on the basis that I have watched a few of your guitar videos)
That wouldn't work too good, because I wouldn't be able to add bass, drums piano and guitar in one track. and that thing records shitty lolBut the main reason is that my parents wouldn't allow me to.
Why would your parents mind?
Any my dad is against me putting my face on the internet. 


Gregorovich wrote:
Sooo tempted to jailbreak just for this...





HugoDisasters wrote:It feels like ever since that "drunken" punkspring performance by the Sums i feel like something bad is heading my way.
Like a sign or something.
Am i the only one seeing this sh*t? TELL ME NOW!
lol yeah, so true I had to deal with my friend freaking out cos a dude said hellooooooooo, she had sme kind of theory about it.

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