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Re: The TNS Toilet

Postby Jables on Mon Mar 19, 2012 3:56 pm

On Saturday night, one of my friends saw my willy and said they were actually intimidated by its size, then proceeded to prod it with a chair leg :2cool4u:
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Postby Resident Skumfuk on Mon Mar 19, 2012 3:59 pm

Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:On Saturday night, one of my friends saw my willy and said they were actually intimidated by its size, then proceeded to prod it with a chair leg :2cool4u:



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Re: The TNS Toilet

Postby Druska on Mon Mar 19, 2012 4:14 pm

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Postby FuckT41182 on Mon Mar 19, 2012 4:37 pm


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Re: The TNS Toilet

Postby Jables on Mon Mar 19, 2012 5:04 pm

Resident Skumfuk wrote:
Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:On Saturday night, one of my friends saw my willy and said they were actually intimidated by its size, then proceeded to prod it with a chair leg :2cool4u:



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Oh no, he prodded it in a very heterosexual manner :silly:
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Re: The TNS Toilet

Postby Gregorovich on Mon Mar 19, 2012 6:48 pm

Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:On Saturday night, one of my friends saw my willy and said they were actually intimidated by its size, then proceeded to prod it with a chair leg :2cool4u:

Reported for ego-stroking.
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Re: The TNS Toilet

Postby Jables on Mon Mar 19, 2012 6:58 pm

Gregorovich wrote:
Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:On Saturday night, one of my friends saw my willy and said they were actually intimidated by its size, then proceeded to prod it with a chair leg :2cool4u:

Reported for ego-stroking.

No stroking, only prodding :glad:
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Postby SickofEveryone on Mon Mar 19, 2012 7:34 pm

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Postby Druska on Mon Mar 19, 2012 9:53 pm

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Postby Jables on Mon Mar 19, 2012 10:36 pm

Druska wrote:lol so true
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Yay feminism :glad:
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Re: The TNS Toilet

Postby Gutter Dreams on Mon Mar 19, 2012 10:56 pm

so much school work, someone save me
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Re: The TNS Toilet

Postby sumfan4 on Mon Mar 19, 2012 11:13 pm

Gutter Dreams wrote:so much school work, someone save me

Penis, meet hand. There I just gave you something fun to do. Go crazy!

LOL just realized who I responded to. Well, then I got nothing, idk what girls like to procrastinate with...
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Re: The TNS Toilet

Postby Jables on Mon Mar 19, 2012 11:17 pm

sumfan4 wrote:
Gutter Dreams wrote:so much school work, someone save me

Penis, meet hand. There I just gave you something fun to do. Go crazy!

LOL just realized who I responded to. Well, then I got nothing, idk what girls like to procrastinate with...

Well now I'd imagine she's stuck with the scarring image of whatever she thinks you look like masturbating profusely into a frying pan (yes I added that bit but at least there's abit of originality about the whole concept now) :silly:
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Postby SickofEveryone on Mon Mar 19, 2012 11:17 pm

Druska wrote:lol so true
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Sad but true
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Postby Jables on Mon Mar 19, 2012 11:20 pm

SickofEveryone wrote:
Druska wrote:lol so true
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Sad but true

Hey, booze can make girls do wonderful things :hehe: The only real things I've done with girls have been when they were drunk, so don't go dissing it so quickly :silly:
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Postby SickofEveryone on Mon Mar 19, 2012 11:50 pm

Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:
SickofEveryone wrote:
Druska wrote:lol so true
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Sad but true

Hey, booze can make girls do wonderful things :hehe: The only real things I've done with girls have been when they were drunk, so don't go dissing it so quickly :silly:

I'm just dissing it at those who abuse it a lil too much. :silly:
But, I have nothing wrong with it, I love to drink.
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Re: The TNS Toilet

Postby Tyler. on Tue Mar 20, 2012 12:14 am

sumfan4 wrote:
Gutter Dreams wrote:so much school work, someone save me

Penis, meet hand. There I just gave you something fun to do. Go crazy!

LOL just realized who I responded to. Well, then I got nothing, idk what girls like to procrastinate with...


Lol girls can masturbate too dude, so...vagina, meet hand! Problem solved...

Although Sarah is like 15 or something, so I feel disgusting saying that.
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Re: The TNS Toilet

Postby Jables on Tue Mar 20, 2012 1:02 am

SickofEveryone wrote:
Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:
SickofEveryone wrote:
Druska wrote:lol so true
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Sad but true

Hey, booze can make girls do wonderful things :hehe: The only real things I've done with girls have been when they were drunk, so don't go dissing it so quickly :silly:

I'm just dissing it at those who abuse it a lil too much. :silly:
But, I have nothing wrong with it, I love to drink.

Oh but they have to abuse it a bit for them to be in any sort of mental state to not find me repulsive :silly:
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Re: The TNS Toilet

Postby Gutter Dreams on Tue Mar 20, 2012 1:28 am

sumfan4 wrote:
Gutter Dreams wrote:so much school work, someone save me

Penis, meet hand. There I just gave you something fun to do. Go crazy!

LOL just realized who I responded to. Well, then I got nothing, idk what girls like to procrastinate with...

well you did make me laugh :devious:
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Re: The TNS Toilet

Postby sumfan4 on Tue Mar 20, 2012 6:03 am

Gutter Dreams wrote:
sumfan4 wrote:
Gutter Dreams wrote:so much school work, someone save me

Penis, meet hand. There I just gave you something fun to do. Go crazy!

LOL just realized who I responded to. Well, then I got nothing, idk what girls like to procrastinate with...

well you did make me laugh :devious:

Mission accomplished! :2cool4u:
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