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Postby samueeL on Tue Aug 07, 2012 9:36 pm

Let's have a competition. Every TNS member has to have coitus with another fellow TNS member...

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And we just won...

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Re: Coitus competition

Postby Mitchell on Tue Aug 07, 2012 9:42 pm

so uhhmm... you just made this thread to tell us you banged Janet?


That's awesome!!
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Re: Coitus competition

Postby HugoDisasters on Tue Aug 07, 2012 9:46 pm

blackhawk1105 wrote:so uhhmm... you just made this thread to tell us you banged Janet?


That's awesome!!

:hehe:

I see what you did there

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Re: Coitus competition

Postby Janet on Tue Aug 07, 2012 9:48 pm

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Re: Coitus competition

Postby samueeL on Tue Aug 07, 2012 9:49 pm

In my defence, I already banged her two months ago. I was just being gentleman and not bragging about it until now...
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Re: Coitus competition

Postby Mitchell on Tue Aug 07, 2012 9:52 pm

Be a gentleman, stay the fuck on here, that goes for you as well Janet!
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Re: Coitus competition

Postby 182sins on Tue Aug 07, 2012 10:10 pm

Am I the only one who wonders what "LASTE LOOMAAED" means ? :hehe:

Btw, considering the high percentage of male TNS members here I'd rather not participate to this competition :glad:
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Coitus competition

Postby Jeremy Kill on Tue Aug 07, 2012 10:20 pm

This thread made my day. Also, holy shit!!!
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Re: Coitus competition

Postby Jake on Tue Aug 07, 2012 11:15 pm

\o/ :')

I think I beat you to it though. Been banging Bobby since 2008. <3


182sins wrote:Am I the only one who wonders what "LASTE LOOMAAED" means ? :hehe:

Btw, considering the high percentage of male TNS members here I'd rather not participate to this competition :glad:


Given that it says Children's Zoo at the bottom of the sign, I'ma go for that.

(And we all know Janet likes children)
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Re: Coitus competition

Postby Bobbyjames on Wed Aug 08, 2012 8:28 am

! wrote:I think I beat you to it though. Been banging Bobby since 2008. <3
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Re: Coitus competition

Postby Jeremy Kill on Wed Aug 08, 2012 9:23 am

I gave you both 10+ Karma for being the champs.
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Re: Coitus competition

Postby FuckT41182 on Wed Aug 08, 2012 9:35 am

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Re: Coitus competition

Postby Boni Boy Blue on Wed Aug 08, 2012 1:24 pm

Every TNS member has to have coitus with another fellow TNS member

And we just won.

None of you have had sex with me therefore you did not win.
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Re: Coitus competition

Postby Emil on Wed Aug 08, 2012 3:04 pm

Hi Samuel, just so you know I'm currently working on a finnish girl. I can sense a pattern here, swedes goes to Finland for women, finns goes to Estonia and the estonians probably goes to Latvia. Long distance relationships ftw. Also kudos to you for what you've done here.
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Re: Coitus competition

Postby samueeL on Wed Aug 08, 2012 3:31 pm

Jeremy Kill wrote:I gave you both 10+ Karma for being the champs.

Oh thank you Jeremy, it means a lot! Also, you and Sarah both live in Canada... There's this saying: "It's not cheating if you have sex with same forum member" or something...

Emil wrote:Hi Samuel, just so you know I'm currently working on a finnish girl. I can sense a pattern here, swedes goes to Finland for women, finns goes to Estonia and the estonians probably goes to Latvia. Long distance relationships ftw. Also kudos to you for what you've done here.

Oooh, that sounds good! There's definitely a pattern, though I think some finnish guys chase swedish girls, they're famous after all...

But yeah, the first time with Janet was the best 30 seconds of my life. After that the times have been the best 20 seconds of my life, oh well...
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Re: Coitus competition

Postby Janet on Wed Aug 08, 2012 3:41 pm

Estonians hate latvians though, so we definitely don't go there for women. No idea what's the pattern with us... (anything that moves :smug: tho that can be negotiable)
samueeL wrote:But yeah, the first time with Janet was the best 30 seconds of my life. After that the times have been the best 20 seconds of my life, oh well...

Wasn't it the other way around? Hmm...DOESN'T MATTER
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Re: Coitus competition

Postby Jake on Wed Aug 08, 2012 4:07 pm

samueeL wrote:
Jeremy Kill wrote:I gave you both 10+ Karma for being the champs.

Oh thank you Jeremy, it means a lot! Also, you and Sarah both live in Canada... There's this saying: "It's not cheating if you have sex with same forum member" or something...

No one can bang Sarah yet. That would be illegal. ;)
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Re: Coitus competition

Postby Emil on Wed Aug 08, 2012 5:02 pm

samueeL wrote:
Emil wrote:Hi Samuel, just so you know I'm currently working on a finnish girl. I can sense a pattern here, swedes goes to Finland for women, finns goes to Estonia and the estonians probably goes to Latvia. Long distance relationships ftw. Also kudos to you for what you've done here.

Oooh, that sounds good! There's definitely a pattern, though I think some finnish guys chase swedish girls, they're famous after all...

Yeah, but I'm not going after a real Finn though, she's one of them Swedish speaking Finns. So I guess technically I'm just chasing after a more exotic swede.
avolition wrote:Estonians hate latvians though, so we definitely don't go there for women. No idea what's the pattern with us... (anything that moves :smug: tho that can be negotiable)

Lucky Samuel then. :winkwink:
And I can't believe no one asked this yet, but how the hell did this happen?
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Not in Sweden, here we have a legal age of 15.
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Re: Coitus competition

Postby Janet on Wed Aug 08, 2012 6:22 pm

Emil wrote:Yeah, but I'm not going after a real Finn though, she's one of them Swedish speaking Finns. So I guess technically I'm just chasing after a more exotic swede.

Good luck, man! My advice after living in Finland for a while is to eat salmiakki next to her and say that you have an "iso pippeli"
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avolition wrote:Estonians hate latvians though, so we definitely don't go there for women. No idea what's the pattern with us... (anything that moves :smug: tho that can be negotiable)

Lucky Samuel then. :winkwink:
And I can't believe no one asked this yet, but how the hell did this happen?

Haha, we have been friends for years. A year ago we were like "next summer we'll meet fo sho" and here we are. He spent a month in Estonia and I've spent a month here in Fin, just been watching Star Wars, playing PS3 and so forth! I don't mean to be a cheeseball but he's a damn amazing person :3
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Re: Coitus competition

Postby Dylan on Wed Aug 08, 2012 9:19 pm

so when's the wedding and more importantly, where are we all meeting for it?
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